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Laughter series: Especially for women!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Mar 3, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says "He mated 50 times last year."



    They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says "This Bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."



    They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says " That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looks at her and says.... "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."
     
  2. Mchola

    Mchola Member

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    ha ha ha ha, Does that imply the husband is willing to do it daily provided it is the different mate everyday????
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    yap, thats a reality
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha. It means the husband cannot do it everyday if it is the same woman. Let the woman give this guy a chance and see...
     
  5. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    haya kaka!
     
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    Kamuna JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmh!kila siku kwa mwaka mzima si mchezo!mwezi mzima tu mfululizo ni shughuli!
     
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