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Laughter series: Cow's tit...mistake!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, May 15, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When
    he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked
    him and took command of his vehicle.

    On frisking him they failed to get any money and out of
    frustration they decided to punish him by driving into his
    compound and tying him naked on a tree which was
    situated at the corner of his house and left him there
    naked while his hands and legs were tied to the tree.
    They then took off.

    In the morning his worried wife woke up only to see
    her husband naked on the tree with his manhood dangling.
    she screamed and ran to call the villagers since she
    thought the man was either dead or crazy.

    When the villagers came, they immediately untied him
    and brought him down. The man immediately, armed
    with a stick went straight for the young calf which was
    grazing and started chasing it all over the compound,
    and when villagers protested he said "you have no idea
    what this calf has done to me the whole night!!!"

    The calf had mistaken his manhood for the mothersÂ’ tits
    and tried to suckle milk the whole night without success!
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