Michelle
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- Nov 16, 2010
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Haya majina nayo! barca ars...usisome kwa sauti mbele ya watoto wa kileo ni noma! baka ass!!!
ha ha ha ha....ingeweza kuwa MAN ass....l.o.l
Haya majina nayo! barca ars...usisome kwa sauti mbele ya watoto wa kileo ni noma! baka ass!!!
Asante sana...ninaamini pamoja na kuchezewa sana nyuma tungeweza shinda kama si ule uamuzi wa kumtoa Van Persie kwa kadi nyekundu...ile iliharibu saikolojia ya wachezaji wetu....pass si ishu sana,tulichotaka pale ni ushindi na kusonga mbele....anyway,yameisha sasa tusubiri jumamosi na MAN U.....naomba iwe salama....nitakuwa napita hapa kujifurahisha hadi machungu yaishe....l.o.l:hand:
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking
I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking
I read Sex is bad, I stopped Reading!!!:wink2:
Chukua na hii basi!
Jamaa mmoja alikua kakosa usingizi usiku akaamua kuwasha taa ndogo pembeni mwa kitanda akachukua kitabu akaanza kusoma, huku mkewe amelala pembeni yake. kila akimaliza page moja anaingiza mkono katikati ya miguu ya mkewe, kisha anafungua page nyingine, anaendelea kusoma. baada ya kufika page kama nne hivi, mkewe akamwambia Honey I am ready! na akajiweka mkao wa shughuli. Jamaa akwamwambia oh no sweetie, mwenzio nilikua nahitaji maji maji tu ili kuni saidia kufungua page za kitabu, mate yamenikauka mdomoni, leo sihitaji. sorry!!!!!!!!!! not for today!
nyie mnaenda mbali sasa:hand:
Biology Teacher asked students to draw the female
reproductive organ.
A girl feels shy and looks Down. A student shouts
"Miss, she is copying".
Baada ya kumaliza kusoma kitabu siku ya tatu yake jamaa akawa anakula uroda na mkewe mara akakojoa kisha akatulia kwenye kifua cha mkewe,,mke akamwambia si umekojoa mbona ume2lia? akajibu nasubiri kunya
Mwalimu aliwaambia watoto wachore tembo. Wasichana wote wakachora tembo bila tatizo. Tatizo likawa watoto wavulana, wao walichora tembo bila mkonga isipokuwa sehemu ya mkonga wakaandika....'kama ya shabani'.
nyie mnaenda mbali sasa:hand:
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking
I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking
I read Sex is bad, I stopped Reading!!!:wink2:
though ni copy pest, we mkali
ha ha ha ha....ingeweza kuwa MAN ass....l.o.l