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laugh my head off...bwahahahaha

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by guccio, May 3, 2012.

  1. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    There was a party that many rich
    people
    attended. The host had recently
    built a tank with
    many alligators, paranas, and
    many other things
    that could kill you. The host said
    that if anyone
    could swim across the tank, he
    would, to the best
    of his ability, grant them 3
    wishes.
    Well, nobody was up to the
    challenge, so
    everyone just started having a
    good time and
    doing that "party thing."
    Suddenly, there was this big
    splash! The host
    looked and saw a man swimming
    to beat hell
    across the tank, and alas, he
    made it!
    The host walked over to the man
    and said,
    "Alright, you made it, WOW!.
    What are your 3
    wishes?"
    The man replied, "First, you see
    that
    shotgun of yours? give me it,
    Two, see those
    bullets over there? give me them,
    3, show me the
    hell who pushed me in."
     
  2. suri

    suri JF-Expert Member

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    teh,sasa host alikuwa amening'iniza gun ya nin wkt walikuwa wana pary?
     
  3. g

    guccio Senior Member

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    mayb tz a suveniur...c unajua rich guyz tena,au n pambo 2.
     
  4. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Ukitaka kugundua tulio wengi saint kayumba, leta thread ya kidhungu. Kaaaz kwelkweli
     
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    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    wha wha wha........!!!!!!
     
  6. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Ulijua amezama kwa kupenda?.....jamaa kampush! Hizo wish zake zote zilikuwa za maana, piga mashine huyo mpumbv!
     
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