laugh my head off...bwahahahaha

[guccio]

There was a party that many rich
people
attended. The host had recently
built a tank with
many alligators, paranas, and
many other things
that could kill you. The host said
that if anyone
could swim across the tank, he
would, to the best
of his ability, grant them 3
wishes.
Well, nobody was up to the
challenge, so
everyone just started having a
good time and
doing that "party thing."
Suddenly, there was this big
splash! The host
looked and saw a man swimming
to beat hell
across the tank, and alas, he
made it!
The host walked over to the man
and said,
"Alright, you made it, WOW!.
What are your 3
wishes?"
The man replied, "First, you see
that
shotgun of yours? give me it,
Two, see those
bullets over there? give me them,
3, show me the
hell who pushed me in."

 

[suri]

teh,sasa host alikuwa amening'iniza gun ya nin wkt walikuwa wana pary?

 

[guccio]

mayb tz a suveniur...c unajua rich guyz tena,au n pambo 2.

 

[Maayo]

Ukitaka kugundua tulio wengi saint kayumba, leta thread ya kidhungu. Kaaaz kwelkweli

 

[Mtanzanika]

wha wha wha........!!!!!!

 

[Amoeba]

Ulijua amezama kwa kupenda?.....jamaa kampush! Hizo wish zake zote zilikuwa za maana, piga mashine huyo mpumbv!