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Late Drinking Can Be Dangerous

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    [SIZE=+1]A guy is standing in a bar drinking when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at 10:30 the second guy says, "Oh well, I better get home. My wife doesn't like me to stay out late drinking."

    The first guy replies, "That is because you aren't doing it right. You should do what I do. Go home. Sneak in the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs and lick, lick, lick usually about twenty minutes and there will no tbe any complaints in the morning.

    The guy agress to try that and continues drinking with the other guy for about two more hours before heading home to give it a try.

    When he got home, the house was pitch black. He snuck upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for twenty minutes. The bed was like a swamp, so he decided to go wash his face. As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.

    He screamed, "What are you doing in here?!"

    "Quiet!" she exclaimed. "You'll wake my mother."[/SIZE]
     
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    jijijijiii...!!!
     
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    Kazi kubwa.
     
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    duuuh! balaa tupu duniani, kweli pombe si maji
     
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    Ningehama nji!
     
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    uhamie wapi mkuu?
     
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    Mmmm!!
     
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    Mmmhh..! Sasa asubuhi itaktwaje..tusubiri kuche
     
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    sasa mamamkwe naye hashtuki kwamba 'there is somebody licking on me' just keep it for you two..
     
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    Hizi ni pumba tupu
     
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