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Largest Private Part

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by popiexo, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. popiexo

    popiexo JF-Expert Member

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    A mortician was working late one night.

    He examined the body of
    Mr. John, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
    John had the largest private part he had ever seen!

    'I'm sorry Mr. John,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
    It must be saved for posterity.'

    So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

    'I have something to show
    you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

    'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
    'John is dead!'
     
  2. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hiyo kali
     
  3. Mahesabu

    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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    Naua mtu
     
  4. Mjanga

    Mjanga JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
     
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