Lakini kwanini ?

[uporoto01]

Hivi kwanini kauli mbiu ya "Kilimo kwanza" inatumika hadi mjini wakati sehemu za kulima hatuzioni

Wanamaanisha kilimo tofauti na cha kawaida lol!

 

[Husninyo]

Hivi kwanini .,...................oops! Nimesahau! Nitarudi.

 

[Preta]

Hivi kwanini .,...................oops! Nimesahau! Nitarudi.

ulikuwa unataka kusema......kwa nini Yaeda haiwi karibu na Mpwapwa......

 

[Husninyo]

<font color="#800080"><font size="4"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms">ulikuwa unataka kusema......kwa nini Yaeda haiwi karibu na Mpwapwa......</span></font></font>

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hahahaha! Ahsante kwa kunikumbusha. Lol!
Mzima wewe?

 

[uporoto01]

Hivi kwanini .,...................oops! Nimesahau! Nitarudi.

nawe kwa kusahau bana,kuna kijinguo(jina kapuni) ulikisahau hapa utakipitia au ni kumbukumbu ?

 

[Preta]

hahahaha! Ahsante kwa kunikumbusha. Lol!
Mzima wewe?

mzima kabisa.....mzima wewe?.....umemuona uporoto01.....?

 

[Husninyo]

nawe kwa kusahau bana,kuna kijinguo(jina kapuni) ulikisahau hapa utakipitia au ni kumbukumbu ?

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tunamark territory! Lol! Tena usikafiche fiche.

 

[Husninyo]

<font color="#800080"><font size="4"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms">mzima kabisa.....mzima wewe?.....umemuona uporoto01.....?</span></font></font>

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mi sijambo, uporoto leo kaamka na malalamiko tu.
Umemfanyaje uporo?

 

[uporoto01]

tunamark territory! Lol! Tena usikafiche fiche.

usijali utaikuta pale pale kwenye dressing table.

 

[MVAA GWANDA]

Hivi kwanini kuna watu bado wanasema 'utanideep nikupigie' badala ya 'ku-beep', wanaboa, omrghh!!

 

[G_crisis]

Hivi ni kwanini nguo za ndani za kiume huitwa boxer wakati hiyo ni brandname?

 

[uporoto01]

Kwanini vigari vidogo vya polisi vinaitwa 'vigofu' huku nyingi zikiwa Hyundai ?

Kwanini mtu anasema 'my wife wangu' huku my tayari inamaanisha wangu ?

Kwanini makambi mengi ya wanajeshi yako Dar na tunaambiwa kazi ya jeshi ni kulinda mipaka ya nchi ?

 

[Cestus]

hivi kwa nn nissan caravan huitwa hiace wakat hiace ni brand name ya toyota :-S

 

[Preta]

tunamark territory! Lol! Tena usikafiche fiche.

nimependa style yako ya kumaki teritori.......

 

[LiverpoolFC]

<font color="#800080"><font size="4"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms">mzima kabisa.....mzima wewe?.....umemuona uporoto01.....?</span></font></font>

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Nawe Preta hujambo? Achana huyo Uporoto.

 

[Kabakabana]

hivi kwanini nampenda mpenzi wangu sana lakini ananizinguaa?

 

[Husninyo]

Kwanini makambi mengi ya wanajeshi yako Dar na tunaambiwa kazi ya jeshi ni kulinda mipaka ya nchi ?

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halafu kwanini hizo kambi nyingi zipo karibu na viwanja vya ndege?

 

[Husninyo]

<font color="#800080"><font size="4"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms">nimependa style yako ya kumaki teritori.......</span></font></font>

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nzuri eeh? Ahsante mpenz.

 

[Kwamex]

Ukienda vijijini ccm wanaiita nyerere.

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Ukifanya kosa kijijini utasikia "tutakupeleka ccm" ni kama kituo cha polisi.

 

[Yo Yo]

Wanaiita CRDB Bank wakati Co-operative Rural Development Bank,

Wanamuita Vasco Da Gama wakati yeye ni Mkw3re,

Wanaendelea kijuiita Ngunguri wakati sasa hivi ni Nyanya lainiiiiiiii