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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Kibaki, JK and Mugabe got
    lost in the forest and were
    captured by cannibals. The
    cannibal king told them they could
    live if they pass a test. The first
    step of the test was to go to the
    forest and get ten pieces of the
    same kind of fruit. So all three
    presidents went separate ways to
    gather fruits.
    Kibaki came back and said to the
    king, "I brought ten apples." The
    king then explained the test to
    him. "You have to shove the fruits
    up your butt without any
    expression on your face or you'll
    be eaten."
    The first apple went in.. but on the
    second one Kibaki winced out in
    pain, so he was killed.
    JK then arrived and
    showed the king ten berries.
    When the king explained the test
    to JK he thought this
    should be easy. So in they went
    1..
    2..
    3..
    4..
    5..
    6..
    7..
    8.. and on the 9th berry he burst
    out in laughter and was killed.
    Kibaki and JK met in
    heaven. Kibaki asked, "Why did
    you laugh, you almost got away
    with it?" Then JK replied, "I
    couldn't help it, I saw Mugabe
    coming with pineapples!"
     
  2. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
  3. Mwana kinyonga

    Mwana kinyonga JF-Expert Member

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    Duh,we ni nomaaa!
     
  4. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    duh:shock:
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    ingekua kibaki asingeuawa....sura ngumu
     
  6. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Daaah...!
     
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    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha, du hiyo kali, pineapple? angefumua wall yote, mkulu alikuwa sahihi kucheka
     
  8. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa kali aisee
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    utani mwingine!!!!
     
  10. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh! Yaani nimecheka halafu nikajikuta nikijilazimisha kujizuia nisicheke,
    naomba nisiulizwe sababu...
     
  11. Raimundo

    Raimundo JF-Expert Member

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    Kama namuona Kikwete alivyocheka, inaonekana jamaa anapotezewaga concentration na vitu vingi hadi hawezi kufanya majukumu yake ambayo ni core.
     
  12. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
    Looh;ina maana JK aliweza kuingiza madude 9...
    mh...
    ina maana JK ni ...
    malizia mwenyewe mi naogopa ban!!!
     
  13. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Kujicheka ni asili yake,

    hadi kwenye misiba anacheka na kwenye mafuriko, sembuse hapo asicheke?
     
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    kizazi kipya JF-Expert Member

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    haiwezekani wakutane mbinguni..walimeet motoni hao
     
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