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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bavaria, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    A guy stuck his head into a
    barber's shop
    and asked, "How long before I can
    get a
    haircut?" The barber looked
    around the shop full of
    customers and said,"About 2
    hours." The
    guy left. A few days later the same
    guy stuck his
    head in the door and asked, "How
    long
    before I can get a haircut?" The
    barber looked around at the shop
    and said, "About 3 hours." The
    guy left. A week later the same
    guy stuck his
    head in the shop and asked,"How
    long
    before I can get a haircut?" The
    barber looked around the shop
    and
    said, "About an hour only." The
    guy left. The barber turned to a
    friend and said,
    "Ken, please do me a favor, follow
    that
    guy and see where he goes.
    He keeps asking how long he has
    to wait
    for a haircut, but then he doesnÂ’t
    ever
    come back". A little while later, Ken
    returned to the
    shop, laughing hysterically.
    The barber asked, "So where does
    that
    guy go whenever he leaves here?"
    Ken
    looked up, with tears in his eyes
    and
    said, "To your wife at home."
     
  2. Nicole

    Nicole JF-Expert Member

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    duh kama namwona kinyozi mimacho ilivyomtoka!
     
  3. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    anataka kuzimia hapo.
     
  4. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha
     
  5. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahah jamaa kiboko lol......kinyozi hajaanguka na kuzimia?
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!
    Mie sitii neno hapa maana kinyozi asije ninyoa bure!
     
  7. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka mpaka jirani kaja kuniuliza kulikoni...
     
  8. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    unaweza pata heart attack ivi ivi wajihona hahhaahaha kha!
     
  9. Mwanyasi

    Mwanyasi JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuwa kajinyoa nwele zooote!
     
  10. Bondpost

    Bondpost JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!!! Jamaa siku akija kuuliza tena atastukia panga la uso atanyolewa kwa feni wallahi!!!
     
  11. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    wakati kinyozi anahangaika kunyoa za kichwani, njemba nyingine inaenda kunyoa za kunako 18 za mke wa kinyozi.
     
  12. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    nlikua kwenye daladala. Nilicheka had kila mtu alinishangaa.
     
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