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Kweli walevi wana akili,nimekubali.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    MLEVI:Oyaa mhudumu,nipe bia ya kwanza kabla vita haijaanza[mhudumu akampa bia ya kwanza].MLEVI:Oyaa mhudumu nipe bia ya pili kabla vita haijaanza[mhudumu akampa bia ya pili]. MLEVI:Changamka bwana,nipe bia ya tatu kabla vita haijaanza. MHUDUMU:Kwani vita gani unayoiongelea?. MLEVI:Ni ile vita itakayolipuka kati yangu mimi na wewe pale utakapogundua sina hata sh.10 mfukoni ya kulipia hizi bia ninazokunywa.
     
  2. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh! baadae kidogo,ngoja nimalizie ndovu yangu
     
  3. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe jamaa alimtahadharisha mhudumu tangu mwanzo, hapo kosa ni la mhudumu amechelewa kuhoji.
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Na angezidi kuchelewa,jamaa angepiga crate zima.
     
  5. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Saaaaaaaaaaafi
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    mi nadhani mhudumu alishatishika tangu mwanzo ndo maana akawa anatoa bia,hivo jamaa ataendelea tu kunywa
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ha ha haaah!! Hiyo vita sipati picha iliishaje.
     
  8. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Atakuwa aliacha ki-mobile chake hapo ili akipata mshiko akirudie
     
  9. ngulinho

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    :flypig::flypig: he he he he
     
  10. grafani11

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    Nahisi harufu ya Mabwepande hapo.
     
  11. sister

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    loh vita ni vita .
     
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