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Kweli sisikii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Oct 23, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna Mzee alikuwa kila akiweka wine yake akija kuinywa tena anakuta ladha imebadilika! Akaamua weka mtego, siku 1 akanywa wine kidogo akaacha akatoka yeye, mkewe na hausegal wakamwacha houseboy nyumbani, huku nyuma houseboy kama kawa kajipindua kanywa wine kidogo kajaza maji kufidia! Mzee kurudi kuonja wine akaanza kufoka house boy kuona vile akakimbilia banda la kuku! Mzee ita sana "Wee Juma, Juma!" houseboy kala bati! Mzee na mkewe wakaenda hadi banda la kuku!
    Mzee: We Juma c nakuita wewe!
    Juma: Sikusikia mzee!
    Mzee: Yaani ww upo bandani mi naita wajidai hausikii? Inawezekanaje?
    Juma:Kweli baba ukiwa bandani husikii mtu akiita! Kama wabisha ingia uone!
    Kweli Mzee akaingia Juma akabaki nje, Juma akaanza payuka "Eti Baba nani anatembea na Housegal humu ndani?" Mzee kimya! "Baba nauliza nani anatembea na Housegal?"
    Mzee akatoka kweli Mwanangu kumbe ukikaa humu usikii kitu! Haya kaendelee na kazi Mwanangu!
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo alkua mwenyewe kutoka Tanga kwenda Moro.
    Dogo: (akamwambia konda)tukifka Segera unambie maana sipajui
    Konda: Poa dogo ucjal.!
    Baada ya mwendo mrefu dogo akauliza kama ameshafka Segera?
    Konda:(kwa ukal akamjibu)We dogo vipi si tunakaribia Chalinze,Segera tumeshapita kitambo..
    Abiria:Kwa huruma wakamuomba dereva arudi tena Segera.
    Baada ya muda kdogo wakamwambia dogo ashuke coz ameshafka Segera
    Dogo: Me nliambiwa na mama nkifka Segera nianze kula maandaz yangu...!
     
  3. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha.hapo dogo cjui kilichompata.
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    aliamua tu kuzingua watu
     
  5. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Hata kama ni mimi sitasikia kabisa, tehe tehw tehe.
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo unajifanya kiziwi
     
  7. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    siku zote mkuu ww upo juu kwny hii fani.
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha thanks mkuu
     
  9. chapaa

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    Dogo kachafua hali ya hewa
     
  10. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    Kwa maswali hayo huwezi kusikia kabisa.
     
  11. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    nisingesikia hadi jioni..
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ni kuwa bubu tu
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    unajikausha tu
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Nakukubali sana!omba kazi ze komed,
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo hayo tena.
     
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    hard_a New Member

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    noama kupgwa 8_2 na bingwa
     
  17. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    kwa nini wasinge mfaulisha kwenye basi la Burudani
     
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    siku yangu imekamilika!!!!
     
  19. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh haya bhana
     
  20. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa haaaa haaaaaa!uwiiiiiiiiii!namshukuru konda hakukatia mkwenzi hako ka dogo!ila imenikumbusha mabli sana!
     
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