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kweli kifo noma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kingazi, Nov 1, 2011.

  1. kingazi

    kingazi Member

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    kuna familia moja ilivamiwa na majambazi,kabla ya kuiba hayo majambazi yakapanga kuwaua wote, ila kabla ya kuwaua majambazi hayo yaliamua kuwauliza majina yao kwanza.
    Jambazi:we mwanamke unaitwa nani?
    Mwanamke:mimi naitwa elizabeth
    Jambazi:wewe umesalimika maana jina lako ni kama la mama yangu, ehee na wewe mwanaume unaitwa nani?.
    Mwanaume:mimi ninaitwa john ila kazini wananiita elizabeth
     
  2. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    cjakupata mkuu
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Umesalimika
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kabadili jina ili asiuliwe?
     
  5. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee, uyo jamaa kaua.. kutoka John mpka jina la mkewe!
     
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    Big dee Member

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    Imekaa vizur,kwel kifo ni noma
     
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    Mamaa Kigogo Senior Member

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    nimecheka sana jamanii rahaa sana
     
  8. Vinci

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    tehe tehe kifo noumaa....unaweza kukana hata ndugu yako wa kuzaliwa.....
     
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    ATUTA Member

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    Ka! hiyo kali angedadili na jinsia hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! kweli kifo noma iseee
     
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    True0danny Member

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    jamaa ni nomaaaa!!
     
  11. Kwamex

    Kwamex JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuu! Hii kali.
     
  12. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    hatariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..................... hapo ngoma drooooo
     
  13. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Huenda ikawa kweli kazini ni elizabeth, manake na kazi zilvyo ngmu kupata unaweza kubadlshwa gafla
     
  14. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    imenipa raha
     
  15. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    yaani huyu buda alitaka asamehewe kwa kulitaja jina(elizabeth)....te te te te te te

    hii kali mkuu!
     
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    Digitata New Member

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    daah! Jamaa alichafua balaa!
     
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    Digitata New Member

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    Ha ha ha! Jamaa alichafua balaaa.
     
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