Kwa Wanaume tuuuu!

[SMU]

Hii huwa inanishangaza sana...wanaume kuona fahari kwa kutembea na wanawake wengi (nayo ni sehemu ya accomplishments). Nimeipata hii sehemu ingawa naona kama imekuzwa sana lakini inaweza kutoa picha fulani.

Age range (number)
1-9 (Practicaly NIL, very few exceptions)
10-15 (probably once, but most are still shy, lack skills)
16- 18 (most would have tried at least twice, very few exceptions - wastani wa 1 kwa mwaka, so mpa akiwa na miaka 18 atakuwa keshatembea na wasichana karibu 3)
19 - 23 (developed skills, independent, more confident - so kwa wastani anaweza kutembea na wasichana 2 kwa mwaka. By the time anafikia 23 tayari kaongeza 8)
24 - 27 (highly skilled, good looking, very independent, matured - atajaribu kila rangi kabla haanza kutafuta wa kuishi nae, so anaweza kubadili kila wiki na ni ngumu kuetsimate number - lakini 3 per year may be a good avarage. So by the time he is 30, ameongeza kama 9)
28 - 33 (Kashaonja onja vya kutosha, mzoefu anataka kutulia sasa apate wa kuishi nae - hapa napo anaweza kujikuta anafanya majaribio kadhaa, so by the time he is 33 au ameoa atakuwa ameongeza kama 7)
34 - 40 (Mtafutaji, kipato kizuri na cha ziada, Ndoa bado changa, bado anakumbuka vya nje, analeta rabsha za hapa na pale zingine zinatishia kuangusha ndoa yake lakini anjitahidi ana simama tena. by the time anafikisha miaka 40 ameongeza wengine 15 - trust me on this number!)
40 - 50 (Uzee unamnyemelea lakini bado anapenda kuwa kijana, kama alikuwa hajaonja vya kutosha ndio anaamka kuhangaika na vitoto vya watu, anaitikisa ndoa yake-wengine wanaziangusha kabisa, anatafuta nyumba ndogo nk- duh hapa napo anaweza ongeza 15!)
50 - 60 ..........

Kwa mtu kama huyu anaweza fikisha 100 (1+3+8+9+7+15+15+...+....=?)

 

[Magoo]

wanaume kwa uongo? ndo hapomnanikera wanawake 50 inawezekana kweli

unashangaa.... baada ya demu wangu niliyempenda sana miaka hiyo kunitosa ndani ya mwaka1 walifika zaidi ya hiyo idadi ial ndo ile ya one 9t off u go

 

[Bishanga]

jf is never boring!
Source:The Boss