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kwa wanaume tu..! ikikutokea hii utafanyaje..!?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by driller, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    hii ni habari ya kweli kabisa na ninaamini kua wengine mmeshawahi kuisikia hapa na imetokea hapa town

    dereva mmoja wa taxi alikuwa kijiweni... mara akaja jamaa mmoja akiwa na mwanamke amefunga ninja(bai bui ifungayo mpaka machoni)..! na jamaa akaenda kumnon'goneza dereva wa taxi kua anaenda KUDINYA mzigo so kama anafahamu hotel yoyote karibu am-rush fasta..! maana alikua na ugwadu sana na mzigo..! so jamaa wa taxi akawapeleka mara moja na kupokea hela yake ya fasta fasta ambayo hakutegemea... well afta a long run akaja kugundua kua mwanamke aliyempeleka hotel na jamaa AKADINYWE ni mke wake..!( i mean ni mke wa taxi driver)... coz hakuweza kugundua sura kwa ajili ya lile ninja yule mama alilo vaa...!

    MZEE INGEKUA WEWE UMEGUNDUA HILO UNGEFANYAJE
     
  2. patience96

    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    Umeisha wahi kusoma vitabu vya Abunuwas mkuu! Hii imekaa ki- abunuwas zaidi mkuu.
     
  3. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Ipeleke story yako kwa marehemu KANUMBA aitolee muvi.
     
  4. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Ipeleke kwenye jukwaa la jokes, ukawachekeshe wapenzi wa vituko.
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Kavaa ninja sasa ningemjuaje?
    Moved
     
  6. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    We maprossoo!!!!!
     
  7. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    jukwaaa na la utani lirudishwe...hizi ndo athari sasa..
     
  8. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaha ........ saivi sijui tutasema aipeleke kwa nani.
     
  9. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    mbona bado lipo mkuu, mwambie afungue jukwaa la michezo kule atalikuta!
     
  10. mpinga shetani

    mpinga shetani JF-Expert Member

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    Na huyo mwanamke hadi wanachukua taxi ya mumewe alikuwa kimya tu
     
  11. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Unamjua kenge maji? Sijui hata kafananaje ila niliambiwa nikiwa kiddo kuwa hana akili! Mkeo afu akivaa kininja humjui? RIP!
     
  12. Easymutant

    Easymutant JF-Expert Member

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    Kanumba kama binadamu yeyote yule si vyema kumdhikahi mtu asiye na uhai tena.. Sote tutapita njia hiyo hiyo.
     
  13. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    sasa ufanyeje na umeshaona manyoya?
     
  14. M

    MalikwaMali Member

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    Mimi nitamKANUMBA.
     
  15. M

    MalikwaMali Member

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    Kama ndio mimi nitamKANUMBA.
     
  16. SaidAlly

    SaidAlly JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuja kugundua kivipi? Kwani alienda kuwachukua huko gesti baada ya kudinyana?? Kwamba akampeleka huyo mwanamke home akajikuta anasimama nyumbani kwake??

    Kabla sijakupa ushauri wangu, weka wazi kwanza, huyo Mwanamke ni mkeo?? ili nikupe ushauri sawia.
     
  17. muwaha

    muwaha JF-Expert Member

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    Ufanyeje na ameisha pigwa mti !!!!!!!
     
  18. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Solution ni mi kumdinya aliyenidinyia (hata kama itakua ni kinyume na kikanuni) usiniulize ! Ikibidi nitamdinya hata atakaekua anasambaza habari ya aibu yangu hiyo.
     
  19. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    we nae unatumia masaburi! Unaropoka tu.
     
  20. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    ingekuwa ndio mimi ningemkanumbize
     
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