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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by vibuchu, Nov 25, 2010.

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    vibuchu Member

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    A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India .








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    Dear Sunita Darling,



    I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.

    You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.



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    Your loving husband,

    Tuna Singh










    His wife replied...



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    TINKU KE PAPPA,

    Thanks for the 100 kisses.

    Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...

    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

    2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only

    after 7 kisses.

    3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses

    instead of the monthly rent.

    4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,

    so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

    5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.



    Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and

    I hope I can survive the month using this balance.

    Shall I plan the same for the next month?



    Your Sweet Heart,
    Sunita
     
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    seniorita JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, hii kali sana, imepunguza streess for the day; thanks
     
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    JOYCE PAUL JF-Expert Member

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    Eh makubwa...mungu apendi lakini
     
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    Nyamayao JF-Expert Member

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    haaa imekaa njema kabisa...
     
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    Haika JF-Expert Member

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    are kisses given by a letter as valuable as those given one to one????
     
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