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Kwa Wajaluo Wooteeee!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VUVUZELA, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. VUVUZELA

    VUVUZELA JF-Expert Member

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    Jaluo drives into a service station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover (Sports) car
    "Omera adwaro petrol mar super full tank?"
    Attendant: "I only speak English!"
    JALUO: "No problem. Sir, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill my portable majestic britis automobbile's fuel tank yawa!!!!!
     
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    VUVUZELA JF-Expert Member

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    Nerd!!
     
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    stars during day
     
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    hahahaha....
     
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    kazi kweli kweli
     
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    huh? Wtf did u just say? Hahahaha hii umeua
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Another Mjaluo said 'are you insinuating that am intoxicated' ? in simple english 'are you saying am drunk' ? hahaha!
     
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    mimi mwenyewe sijaelewa?iko ni kidhungu au kifaransa?
     
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    Mwakalinga Y. R Tanzanite Member

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    Haaa haaa haaaaa
     
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    Hii kwisa malisa mbavu sangu.
     
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    Jaluo are proudish banaaa
     
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    Ikaelekea hivi tena


    Attendant: "YAWA?"
    Jaluo: "Do you have a problem
    Sir? I thought you said you spoke
    only English?"
    Attendant: "English? That is not
    English!"
    JALUO: " My dear Sir, are you
    veritably attempting to insinuate
    that you do not even recognise
    the language which you allege to
    be your singular means of
    communication?"


    JALUO YAWA. SO COMPLICATED
    BUT YOU DON'T SAY!
     
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    Wewe ndio unawajua
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    Jaluo ni noumerii!
     
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    Hivi kumbe ukistaajabu ya mhaya utaona ya mjaluo,duh!
     
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    Jaluo ashinda Mhaya
     
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    Shssssssssss....pres. Obama atawasikia jamani
     
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    mimi mwenyewe mjaluo,kiswahili tu ndo hatukijui vizuri
     
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    yawaaaa
     
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    Kamongo inasinda nyama. Nyama na maharange inatoka droo.
     
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