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Kwa wahehe & wabena.

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by vunjajungu, Jun 10, 2012.

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    vunjajungu JF-Expert Member

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    Nyela kamwene!
    Jamani hili songi linanikumbusha enzi hizo tunazamia harusi mitaa ya mafinga!
    "iligimilo ulunyengo...udado unyoko..kangalage ulimage,ulalya kumwaka!
    Hebu tukumbushane songi nyingine jamani!i miss home!
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    afu mnachinja 'ulinzi' harusini
     
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    vunjajungu JF-Expert Member

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    umnyalupuva veve!
     
  4. Bondpost

    Bondpost JF-Expert Member

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    Akwafuka mnyalukwale afwa pe kidomite! Ha ha!
     
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    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Na Msuba kwao mboga pia!
    Wakati pande za huku ni crop trade!
    Tunasomeshea watoto.
     
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    Bondpost JF-Expert Member

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    Heri yetu tunaofanya msuba mboga nyie pamoja ya kuwa trade crop na pia huwa mnaitumia as a substitute ya sigara!
     
  7. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    ukutwilusa hegele huko, bite ukatunde ukagonage.
     
  8. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Nyie akina Kamwene, mnataka niwape ugali na idogi?
    Mnadhani raha mnavyoumua maandazi kwa ulanzi?
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaaa ndo maana..... Thanks Konie kwa kunitaarifu lol
     
  10. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Kongosho hao ukiomba ugali watakuambia hatuna [mahindi wametengeneza komoni]
    ukiwaambia basi naomba maji ya kunywa watakuambia labda kalasi kapo,
    ukiwaambia kuhusu nyama choma hapo utaletewa kk security...
    ukiomba mboga ndio hatari zaidi watakuuliza ya malawi au ya tarime?
    ukiomba kamba ya manila ufungie mizigo wanaweza anza kulia... maana watahisi unataka kujinanii
     
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    Bondpost JF-Expert Member

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    Nyie watu wahuni sana! Ha ha ha! Eti KK! Dah!
     
  12. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe na wewe unajua kuwa wanatumia ule mnafu Mkuu?

    Wakiuwekea na karanga watoto under 14 hawalewi.

    Afu watoto under 2 wananyweshwa maji ya miti ili walale mama zao wapate muda wa kulima.

     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaa! Yale maji ya miti ndo Ulanzi - pombe yao kuu. Jambo plastics watakuwa wameuza sana yale makopo ya lita moja kule maana kwa mtu unaweza ukakosa kijiko ila sio lile kopo.
     
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    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    hao ndio wahehe..... umkute analalamika... unaweza jikuta unamuachia huru hata kama una ushahidi woote kuwa katenda kosa!!
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    Kongosho, Mmwaminifu na Smiling Saint hamna lolote mnatuonea wivu tu.
    maana kwa wahehe hakuna njaa mambo yote utayapata, komoni, ulanzi, kk security (dogi)
    mnafu vyote vipo mshindwe wenyewe. karibuni.
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    Kongosho, Mmwaminifu na Smiling Saint hamna lolote mnatuonea wivu tu. maana kwa wahehe hakuna njaa mambo yote utayapata, komoni, ulanzi, kk security (dogi) mnafu vyote vipo mshindwe wenyewe. karibuni.
     
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    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!! Jeji tuwaonee wivu?? yaani una bahati mie sio mod.... ningekulima ban hivihivi..... lol..... by the way... sis tuna samaki, ng'ombe na mazao kibawa!! nyie nasubiri siku nisikie mnasafirisha vi-pelee vya mto ruaha kwenda nje..... uuuuuuwi
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna njaa? Wakati Isimani walipata njaa hadi wakaomba msaada wakapewa mahindi wakaomba na mboga (hope kk security were in strike) wakapelekewa njegele.
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Na mabinti wao sasa ukiwatomgoza majibu nayapenda
    'Ukiniona nauma majani ujue nimekubali, niangusage tu, sambi sako mwenyewe' Kwa lafudhi ya kihehe lol
     
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    yaani Smiling Saint ungenilima ban ningekutwanga na debe 2 za ulanzi.
     
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