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Kwa NITAKAOWABOA SamahANINI..am only human

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by July Fourth, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher: - what's wrong?
    Johnny: - our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye¡±
    Teacher: - 2nite when Ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
    Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
    Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny 0Š1re u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
    Then my dad asked my mum,
    R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too?
    Dad answered:- Yes.
    They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said
    ¡°wait for me, I'm also coming"
     
  2. M

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    uwiiii......mbavu zangu.....,dah! We ni mkaly
     
  3. July Fourth

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    kwakwakwa!
     
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    marudio ya humu humu....mgeni nini??
     
  5. July Fourth

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    oldie is goldie
    na kuwa mgeni, hakunifungi.. Anyway tnx
     
  6. ThePromise

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    Ha ha ha haaa!that waz gowud!
     
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