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Kwa kweli niko juu ya mawe nishikeni mkono

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by nitonye, Feb 12, 2012.

  1. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Wahenga wanasema ukiona mtu mzima analia ujue kuna jambo. Bandugu hali imetaiti najicheki nina kama buku tu. Okoeni jahazi jamani mtoto wa kiume nisiadhilike.
     
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha, na valentine hiyo.

    Mwanamme humwaga hata zege wewe
    acha kudeka
    mbona sura ya kazi kabisa hiyo.
     
  3. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna akili inanijia nikapige watu ngeta uchochoroni nipate cha fasta
     
  4. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Mpaka hapo ushaaDHIlika.
     
  5. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Mpo wengi.
     
  6. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Tena sio kitoto nipe maunjanja si unaukumbuka ule uzi wa kufanya maarifa kwa mwanamke
     
  7. The Dude

    The Dude JF-Expert Member

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    Unaitwa nani vile,matonya eh?
    mnaambiwa msichague majina tu bila sababu angalia sasa!
     
  8. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Tupo wengi kivipi ina maana wapo wengine humu
     
  9. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Kilo na nusu itakutosha ? Kama jibu ni ndiyo, announce faster A/c No yako kabla hatujazipeleka Mariedo kwa kuwachukulia wachuchu mavituz ya Valentain.
     
  10. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu mi naitwa nitonye
     
  11. trachomatis

    trachomatis JF-Expert Member

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    Dah... Hajaadhirika kuhusu Valentine....

    Ile bajeti yake kamwachia la azizi wake.. Kwa hiyo siku ya 14th haina majotroo...

    Ila,ndiyo kisababishi cha yeye kufulia leo...
     
  12. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hiyo kubwa kuirejesha itakuwa ngumu kweli isije ikanifanya nikahama mtaa
     
  13. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Unaambiwa neno ''laiti ningejua huja mwisho wa safari'' ndicho kinachonisumbua
     
  14. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

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    Maarifa gani tena kwa mwanamke?
     
  15. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    njoo tandale tukapige
    ila usiogope k.u.n.y.e.a debe

     
  16. trachomatis

    trachomatis JF-Expert Member

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    Inanikumbusha wakati tunakua,na tunataka spring chicken ....... We unakaa muda mrefu bila kula hapo meeting point,unamsubiria chick huyo... Akifika,we unabaki na njaa,unamwagizia yeye chochote anachotaka...
    Unakaa hivyo hadi atakapoondoka... Ndiyo unahesabu wallet imebakiwa na kiasi gani!
     
  17. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanaume mambo yakimshinda anamuambia mke wake afanye maarifa au wewe hufanyi hayo maarifa?
     
  18. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Ni nazo za mbao hiyo mtu hachomoki, pale kwa mtogole pako powa
     
  19. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    Au unamwagizia chipsi mayai a.k.a zege halafu wewe unaenda kibandani kula mihogo ya kukaanga aisee huu ni utumwa
     
  20. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Unakoelekea utatubomolea KUTA zetu kwa kuzishika
     
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