Kwa hili dada zetu mnatudanganya.. au mmetuzidi maujanja!

[Donyongijape]

Duuuh..roho imeniumaaaaa!

 

[Pakawa]

Hiyo picha inajieleza vizuri. Hahhahah kujiremba kwetu pia kunaashiria mambo mengi mojawapo ni hilo la mtego mzuri kwa wanaume na wanaume mnapenda maua yanayochanua mwanzo mwisho matokeo yake ni kunasa kwa huo mtego hahahahha. Jibu ni tunadanganyana lakini wanawake wamezidi maujanja.... tuna mitego ya kila aina wanaume kazi yenu ni kutegua na matokeo yake mnateguka kirahiiiiiiiiiiisiiiiiiiii.

 

[Kiranga]

very true, utaona kuwa tunachozungumza hapa tunaelewana tunazungumzia a typical man or woman ambao tuna uzoefu nao - yaani Mtanzania. Hatuhitaji kudefine na kuelezea kwa kila kundi la Wamongo, wahindi, waarabu, wachina, wafilipino au wamexican! Kujaribu kudefine kila mjadala katika vipande vyake vidogo vidogo ni kupoteza kabisa mjadala mzima na kujaribu kutafsiri kila neno ili kila mtu aelewe itakuwa tena ni academic endeavor. Mjadala huu si wa kitaalamu, na wala siyo wa kisomi ni mazungumzo tu ya watu wanapiga soga na hauna lengo lolote la kuandika thesis juu ya "kucheat" au "kudanganyana".

Kujaribu kuusoma hivyo ni kuupa uzito usiostahili. Siyo mjadala wenye lengo la kudiagnose na kutibu a social malady.

You did not specify.

I may go as far as saying "the typical Tanzanian" is a mythical construct of the mind, fuelled by a lack of coherent expression and a malignant manipulation on the part of politicians, this "typical Tanzanian"t does not exist just as the typical (a.k.a average) number of children in a household in a certain country can be 2.2.

Have you seen a household with 2.2 children?

Typical may not be that typical.

Come again.

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

I may go as far as saying "the typical Tanzanian" is a mythical construct of the mind, fuelled by a lack of coherent expression and a malignant manipulation on the part of politicians, this "typical Tanzanian"t does not exist just as the typical (a.k.a average) number of children in a household in a certain country can be 2.2.

Have you seen a household with 2.2 children?

Typical may not be that typical.

Come again.

Well, if its not typical it can't be typical now could it?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nimependa usafiri wa huyo mdada. Mwanakijiji itabidi tuongee.

 

[Wkaijage]

Napita jamani,Wazima lakini?

Nami Nakusindikiza...
WaNusu!

 

[Chipukizi]

dada kwenye picha ana kimwili kizuri kweli!

Duniani wawili wawili yaani kama Mke wangu du watu kweli wanafanana

 

[Ndahani]

Kaazi kweli kweli! Yaani hata soga tu nazo ziwe zinajadiliwa kwa kutumia sijui ma sample space na ma nini nini? Mweh!

To some people, everything is politics. It does not matter which thread is on discussion.

 

[Preta]

Tunaamini kuwa mwanamke anahitaji kuwa na 'hisia' na mtu kumbe wapo wanawake ambao nao tendo hilo ni kama mazoezi ya viungo tu au kama kashata! wanakula wakiwa na hamu na wakimaliza hata hawakumbuki!
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wapo wanawake hata hawakumbuki kabisa wanaume waliolala nao;

hivi Mwanakijiji ina maana ulikuwa hujui hili.....?......basi nataka nikuhakikishie.....hilo ni kweli kabisa.......

 

[Ndahani]

Haaahaaa! Kweli mke/mmeo ni ndani ya nyumba yako tu.Huko kwingine mtihani.

 

[Kunta Kinte]

Kila mara mimi huwa nasema ikija kwenye mambo ya 'nani zaidi' kwenye ku cheat kati ya wanawake na wanaume - it's a horse race.

Tatizo ni kuwa watu wengi kwenye haya mambo wanasukumwa na imani. Lakini mtu ukiamua kuyamulika na kuyaangalia kwa uhalisia utagundua kuwa hakuna tofauti kubwa sana kati ya wanawake na wanaume katika kucheat.

Mimi ni member kule Ashley Madison (Ashley Madison - Married Dating & Discreet encounters - Have An Affair). Kila siku napata 'matches' wa kike ambao ni wake za watu na ambao wanatafuta discreet affairs.

So go figure....

Asee NN nakushukuru bana acha na mimi nitafute umember huko!!

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

Nimependa usafiri wa huyo mdada. Mwanakijiji itabidi tuongee.

I knew it... wakati miye nimependa hiyo mikobaa....I'm interested to know what is in there...! LOL nitakucheki mida mida..

 

[Kiranga]

Well, if its not typical it can't be typical now could it?

That's where the need to specify comes in.

 

[King’asti]

Lol! Mie nicheke pia kwa bold!
Seriously speaking, with my very evil mind nilishawahi kujaribu ku-speculate mtu/watu ambao mama yangu mzazi angaliweza kuwa na affair nao wakati dingi yuko kwenye safari zake za muda mrefu. Niliishia bila clue! Ila dingi kumuhisi ni rahisi sana (kama vile nishaona na kijana aliefanana na mie kidogo,mweh!)
Women ar smarter than men, ndo maana Bible inasema 'wanaume kaeni na wake zenu kwa akili' if we were not that smart msingehitaji akili ya kukaa na sie, sio?

 

[Njowepo]

Kuna kipindi huwa nawaz why kuna tofauti kubwa sana kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme.
Wakati wanaume wanatake easy mambo madogo madogo mwanamke anakomaa nayo mpaka kiwango cha kununa siku nzima kisa haujamwambia kapendeza

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

hivi Mwanakijiji ina maana ulikuwa hujui hili.....?......basi nataka nikuhakikishie.....hilo ni kweli kabisa.......

unajua umefanya wazee wengi hapa wanyong'onyee ghafla!?

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

Kuna kipindi huwa nawaz why kuna tofauti kubwa sana kati ya mwanamke na mwanamme.
Wakati wanaume wanatake easy mambo madogo madogo mwanamke anakomaa nayo mpaka kiwango cha kununa siku nzima kisa haujamwambia kapendeza

ulinotice kapendeza au anataka kusikia tu kapendeza?

 

[pinkmousse]

Tunaamini kuwa mwanamke anahitaji kuwa na 'hisia' na mtu kumbe wapo wanawake ambao nao tendo hilo ni kama mazoezi ya viungo tu au kama kashata! wanakula wakiwa na hamu na wakimaliza hata hawakumbuki!

....mmmmh....NSA and one night stand...just saying!

 

[MAGISAC]

wanawake pasua kichwa....the moment ukijifanya 'unawajua' tu
imekula kwako

Mambo ya usawa siku hizi, kama nyie mnacheat kwa nini sie tuendelee kufa kwa pressure? Uzuri wetu tunafanya mambo kwa akili sio kama nyie mkishaogeshewa maji ya karafuu basi yale ya hiriki hamkumbuki tena. Chezeya wanawake weye!

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Shauri lako, utazeeka masikio wewe!

haaa!haa!ha!SL umenifurahisha sana!umenibana kwa kanuni yangu mwenyewe!