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Kwa chini kidogo..........

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa walikubaliana washindane kusema uongo ambao utafanana na ukweli, mshindi apewe zawadi...

    Mmmarekani: Kwetu sisi kule New York kuna majumba mareeefu yanafika mbinguni!
    Jamaa: loh nyumba gani hizo mpaka mbinguni?
    Mmarekani: aah ok...kwa chini kidogo.

    M-bagamoyo: Sisi kwetu kuna minazi mireefu inafika mbinguni!
    Jamaa: loh na wewe nawe?
    M-bagamoyo: hapana kwa chini kidogo.

    Mmasai: Kule kwetu watu nasalia kwa kitovu!
    Jamaa: aaah Mmmasai bwana loh umezidi sasa...
    Mmasai: errooo kwa chini kidogo!

    Mshindi ni nani hapo?


     
  2. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    "Kwa chini kidogo" hahaha mmasai ni noumer mkuu
     
  3. Makindi N

    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo m-bagamoyo ndio yule aliezaliwa hana kichwa akawekea NAZI?
     
  4. Relief

    Relief JF-Expert Member

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    mmasai bana
     
  5. K

    Kachest Senior Member

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    Ole songoi bana iko jua sana
     
  6. Architect E.M

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    hahahahahahahaahhaah,,,, masai iko juu bhana,,,,, arachugga stand up....
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    kwa chini kidogo ya kitovu kuna nyweeeel...sema sasa,kwa chini kidogo ndo hapo!
     
  8. Mzee wa Rula

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    Mmasai yupo juu, nasalia kwenye kitovu!!!
     
  9. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    M-bagamoyo ni mshindi maana kwao kuna maajabu sana, minazi mirefu, vichwa nazi, bagamoyo zaidi.
     
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    Halla Maasai!
     
  11. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Wote wameshindwa!!.
     
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    shomshallo Member

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    hahahahahaa mr ebo yuko juu
     
  13. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Cjakusoma
     
  14. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Cjakusoma na hapo hakuna uongo ata mmoja unaofanana ata kukaribia na ukweli
     
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