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Kwa akina dada na hii mnasingiziwa?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judgement, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Binafsi yangu nimefanya upembuzi yakinifu nikabaini hili lisemwalo lina ukweli hassaa! Na wala hamsingiziwi kwamba:-

    Kwa mwanamke yeyote yule awapo kokote ama popote nje au mbali ya kitanda kama vile veranda, hotelini, ndani ya bus n.k. ukimwambia we dada/ mama/ shangazi kaa vizuri kama alikua amekaa na ametanua miguu basi ataibana, na mama/dada huyohuyo akilala na mwanaume kitandani akiambiwa kaa vizuri kama alikua amebana miguu ataitanua!

    Kwa hili la kufanya mambo vice- versa mnalikubali kwamba huwa nyie hamko straight na mnachokisikia au mnasingiziwa?
     
  2. Smartboy

    Smartboy JF-Expert Member

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    haa! haa! mbavu zangu. wambie!
     
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    Bado nipo nipo Member

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    Dah! Umefikiria mbali.
     
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    Mzalendoo Member

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    U ar a great thinker.
     
  5. Joseph

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    Naenda fanya utafiti leo usiku
     
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    hawana cha kubisha
     
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    Chibwera Member

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    Ngoja nikajaribu nitarudi baadaye
     
  8. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Kama hawabishi it means TRUE! na nitamshukuru Mh. Jose hapo juu ameahidi kufanya "physical research" uck wa leo ninasubiria result yake, kuna wa'beijing humu Jf ambao ni waongeaji wazuri km Faiza, Aminata, Asha D, lakini wamechuna km c midomo imewajaa mate!
     
  9. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Mie hata sijaelewa unaongelea nini hapa! Unaweza kua unamaanisha tunafuata matakwa yetu na sio maelekezo?
     
  10. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    King'asti mtu wangu acha kujiumauma thread iko open kabisaaa! Ww unachatakiwa ni describe inakuaje sebleni ukimwambia mwanamke kaa vizuri lazima tu atabana miguu, na ucku kitandani mwanamke huyohuyo ukimwambia kaa vizuri hata kama alikua amebana miguu atapanua! Bado huelewi nini?
     
  11. DavidHard

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    Ila kamanda hapo nimekukubal kwa kuibua madude ya uhakika.ulipogusa ni tagetid point
     
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    Nicksixyo JF-Expert Member

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    Nimejaribu kwa mwanamke wangu ni kweli aiseeeee...duuuuuh..!
     
  13. Possibles

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    Teh teh teh hebu wadadakaeni vizuri mtujibu kwa ufasaha tafadhali.
     
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    Mpemba asilia Member

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    Teteteh!kuna dada nimekaa nae hapa niliposoma na kumwambia kaa vizuri kabana miguuuu!no comment mkuu,its TRUuuuuuuu
     
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    Idodi Member

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    Umewabamba muzee
     
  16. Mshume Kiyate

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    Stay in touch JF
     
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    Acha kujifanya mgumu wa kuelewa rudia tena utaelewa fresh kwani jamaa kaenda strait to point
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ni ukweli mtupu mkuu wadada wana mambo kali zaidi niliyemwambia alikuwa amevaa suruali
     
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    duuuuuuuuuuuhhh
     
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    Dina JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli ushabiki hauna mwenyewe, niwaulizeni swali dogo taa maana yake nini? Nawasaidia, inaweza kuwa kifaa kitoacho mwanga au ni aina ya samaki. Sasa siwezi kukuambia zima taa nikimaanisha uzime samaki aina ya taa. Kifupi ni inategemea neno limetumika wapi!
    Anyways, napita tu.
     
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