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kWa AkIlI hIi, bAkaRi nOmAa!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Bakari ni house boy.mara
    nyingi huiba wine ya boss
    wake na kisha kuongeza maji
    kwenye chupa ili boss
    asigundue.
    Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine
    hivyo kuhisi kuna mchezo
    mchafu.alihisi tu Bakari
    anahusika.
    ilikua ni bahati tu alimvizia na
    kumbamba Bakari akichakachua wine, kwa kuwa mkewe alikua
    anamtetea Bakari,Ili
    kumthibitishia mkewe kuwa
    bakari ndo culprit, boss alianza
    kwa kumuuliza Bakari
    maswali,siku hiyo Bakari alikua jikoni,boss na mkewe
    walikua sebuleni. Boss:Bakariiii!
    Bakari:Naam baba!
    Boss:nani anakunywa wine
    yangu?
    Bakari kimyaaaa hajibu kitu!
    Boss:Bakariiiii! Bakari:naam baba!
    Boss:nauliza nani anakunywa
    wine yangu halafu anajazia
    majiii!
    Bakari kimyaaaaa! Boss akaamua amfuate
    hukohuko jikoni.'kwanini
    nikikuita unaitikia,nikikuuliza
    unanyamaza?
    Bakari:baba huku jikoni ndo
    kulivyo,unasikia jina tu likiitwa lakini maneno
    mengine husikii,na kama
    huamini baki jikoni mi niende
    sebuleni.
    Bakari akaenda sebuleni. Bakari:Babaa!
    Boss:naam bakari!
    Bakari:Saa sita usiku,hua
    unaenda kufanya nini chumba
    cha house girl?
    Boss kimyaaaa! Bakari:Baba babaa!
    Boss:ndio bakari!
    Bakari:Nauliza hivii,chumbani
    kwa house girl saa sita za
    usiku hua wafuata nini?
    Boss kimyaaaaaaa! Boss akatoka nje,'Bakari huku
    jikoni ni kweli husikii kitu
    dah!'
     
  2. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    copy n paste!tena from here here ...from mimi mimi.....
    nyc enwei!
     
  3. MC babuu

    MC babuu Member

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    Dah mmenikumbusha mbali sana
     
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahaha I like it ...
     
  5. Asterisk

    Asterisk JF-Expert Member

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    wengine tumejiunga hiv karibuni... copying and pesting inatusaidia
     
  6. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo mambo yale ya CHUMAA CHUMAA CHUMAA DEDEEH... AKA uJOTI :A S confused:
     
  7. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaaaaaaaaah
     
  8. M

    Mtaftaji Senior Member

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    I like it.
     
  9. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Hamjad dukshimahaneeeeeeee, kohimirgeya.
     
  10. P

    Pugutus New Member

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    kwa kwa kwa Baba ameua!!! Eti ni kweli ukiwa jikoni husikii!!!! hahahahahahah:dance:
     
  11. A

    Abuubakar munis Member

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    Kweli bakari anakipaj guyz!
     
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