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kuweni macho na vinyozi

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Lokissa, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Lokissa

    Lokissa JF-Expert Member

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I
    can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About
    2 hours."
    The guy leaves.
    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
    "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the
    shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
    long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and
    says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
    The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in
    the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."
    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
    The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
    Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
     
  2. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmhhhh, sijaelewa....alienda fanya nini nyumbani kwa huyo kinyozi???
     
  3. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Kuli 2ndi.
     
  4. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    asante sana,nimeelewa sasa.....
     
  5. czar

    czar JF-Expert Member

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    Labda ni fundi ujenzi anataka kuiba simenti.
     
  6. tunalazimika

    tunalazimika JF-Expert Member

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    michelle cjawah kukuona kwny wigo tofaut na huu wa malavdav, hii inamaanisha hashycóol anafaid nn?
     
  7. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani wewe mchokozi Tunalazimika.....actually mi napenda jukwaa la siasa kuliko huku.....hili jukwaa ni more relaxing na linanifunza mengi....huko kwingine huchangia pia na kupata ufahamu+taarifa ya yanayoendelea nchini+opinion za watu na inaponibidi hutoa maoni yangu pia.............Hashy anafaidi nini? labda comment zangu.....hakuna zaidi labda akitaka......:coffee:
     
  8. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    kachenki yu bachi.
     
  9. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Hiki ni kichekesho peleka kule kwenye jokes.

    Kimetuliasana ila hapa si mahala pake.
     
  10. The Finest

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    :twitch:
     
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    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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  12. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Nahisi kinyozi alimwambia mteja aliyekuwa anamnyoa aende tu nyumbani atammalizia kesho!
     
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