Kuungama Noma!!!!!!

[Bundewe]

Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama...
"Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..."
Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana...
Atakusamehe tu..."
Jamaa: "Mchungaji nimezini na wanawake wengi sana hapa kanisani...."
Mchungaji: "Usihofu kabisa mwanangu, utasamehewa tu... Ila
ili usamehewe vyema inabidi uwataje na useme umezini nao mara ngapi
ili nao pia tuwaombee..."
Jamaa: "Daaah, hapana mchungaji... Naona aibu saana, siwezi ongea..."
Mchungaji: "Owky, sawa basi.. Baada tu ya ibada kuisha tutatoka lango kuu wote na ukimuona yoyote uliyewahi zini naye we sema 'ALELUYA'... Kama umezini naye mara moja, utasema 'ALELUYA' mara moja... Kama ni mara tatu hivyo hivyo..."
Wakakubaliana na ibada ilipokwisha wote wakawa lango kuu la kutokea...
Waumini walipoanza kutoka, akapita mke wajirani yake mmoja...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA....
Mchungaji: "Mungu akusafishe na kukusamehe kabisa mara saba zote mlizozini..."
Punde kidogo akatoka mke wa kiongozi wa kwaya taratiibu...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA!!!!"
Mchungaji: "Mungu awasamehe saana mara tatu zote mlizozini..."
Mke wa mzee wa kanisa akapita huku kashika biblia...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,
ALELUYA,ALELUYA.....
Mchungaji: "Bwana akusamehe na kuwasafisha kabisa wote mara 5 zote ulizozini naye..."

​

Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA...​

Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibua KOFI na kumwambia...
"PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! NaMUNGU asikusamehe
milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh...
Tena TOKAAAAA =$@€*%# zako ...... na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!

​

 

[PhD]

ndo akome huyo mchungaji, dhambi inaondolewa kwa toba ya kweli na sio mbwe mbwe

 

[dazu]

Du!!!! Nimecheka sana.

 

[mjasiria]

hahahahahahahah dah huyo jamaa ni kimeo balaa

 

[chen]

dah! cna mbavu

 

[driller]

dah so jamaa alikutwa na swahibba kubwa eeeh..! dah so wife alikua ni kitanda cha mchizi yani.. kudadadadeki

 

[Baba V]

Aleluya teh teh

 

[Prof Gamba]

Duh! Yaani nimecheka hadi machozi. Afadhali nipo peke yangu, wangeniona watu wangenishangaa sana. Jamaaa alikuwa balaa sana mpaka Mchungaji alichanganikiwa.

 

[SIMBA WA TARANGA]

akapime ngoma, he must be ifected with hiv/aids

 

[N series]

Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama...
"Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..."
Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana...
Atakusamehe tu..."
Jamaa: "Mchungaji nimezini na wanawake wengi sana hapa kanisani...."
Mchungaji: "Usihofu kabisa mwanangu, utasamehewa tu... Ila
ili usamehewe vyema inabidi uwataje na useme umezini nao mara ngapi
ili nao pia tuwaombee..."
Jamaa: "Daaah, hapana mchungaji... Naona aibu saana, siwezi ongea..."
Mchungaji: "Owky, sawa basi.. Baada tu ya ibada kuisha tutatoka lango kuu wote na ukimuona yoyote uliyewahi zini naye we sema 'ALELUYA'... Kama umezini naye mara moja, utasema 'ALELUYA' mara moja... Kama ni mara tatu hivyo hivyo..."
Wakakubaliana na ibada ilipokwisha wote wakawa lango kuu la kutokea...
Waumini walipoanza kutoka, akapita mke wajirani yake mmoja...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA....
Mchungaji: "Mungu akusafishe na kukusamehe kabisa mara saba zote mlizozini..."
Punde kidogo akatoka mke wa kiongozi wa kwaya taratiibu...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA!!!!"
Mchungaji: "Mungu awasamehe saana mara tatu zote mlizozini..."
Mke wa mzee wa kanisa akapita huku kashika biblia...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,
ALELUYA,ALELUYA.....
Mchungaji: "Bwana akusamehe na kuwasafisha kabisa wote mara 5 zote ulizozini naye..."


Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA...

Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibua KOFI na kumwambia...
"PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! NaMUNGU asikusamehe
milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh...
Tena TOKAAAAA =$@€*%# zako ...... na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!

​

hahahha......teh tehe tehe tehe....... kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi...........
u made my night, nimecheka sana kwa kweli

 

[Herbalist Dr MziziMkavu]

Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji...
Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA...

Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibua KOFI na kumwambia...
"PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! NaMUNGU asikusamehe
milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh...
Tena TOKAAAAA =$@€*%# zako ...... na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!​

 

[Perry]

hahahha......teh tehe tehe tehe....... kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi...........
u made my night, nimecheka sana kwa kweli

asa ndo nin unaquote thread nzma afu unaandka upuuzi ka huu?

 

[Bundewe]

dah! cna mbavu

Pole sana!

 

[bampami]

Copy and paste..Teh teh teh

 

[OTIS]

ALELUYA imenichefua sana
Unashindwa nini kuandika HALELUYA?
OTIs

 

[Aura reader]

Yaani mie mbavu sina kabisa! Nashukuru maana kucheka ni tiba kubwa ya Hisia na Akili!! Keep it up Bundewe!!!

 

[mmc]

dah,umenchekesha
sn.

 

[SHIEKA]

ALELUYA imenichefua sana
Unashindwa nini kuandika HALELUYA?
OTIs

OTIS! Hili tatizo la 'a' na 'h' lipo sana hapa JF sawa na 'l' na 'r'. Badala ya 'hataki' utaona 'ataki' 'hamna' inaandikwa 'amna' nk. Hii ni mojawapo ya kero za kuvumilia hapa JF!