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Kutoka kichwa mpaka dafu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by issabela, Aug 25, 2012.

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    issabela Senior Member

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    Katik mkutano wa madaktari bingwa unaoendelea uko copenhagen (denmark) madaktar 7 kutok china, 3 toka germany, 2 toka tanzania wakiw katk mapumzko walikua wanajisifia kutokana na taaluma zao wachina wakasema mafanikio yao kwe2 alizaliwa mtot hana mikon 2kamwekea mikon ya bandia sasa ni bingwa wa karate mjeruman nae akasema iyo ndogo kwe2 sisi alizaliwa mtoto hana miguu 2kamwekea ya bandia sasa ni bingwa wa olimpic m tanzania nae akasema nyote hamfiki kwe2 katk wilay ya bagamoyo alizaliwa mtot hana kichwa 2kamwekea dafu sasa ni rais
     
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    axel fowly Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha..duh kweli mna bifu na raisi wenu..
     
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    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii kali.
     
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    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    Wivu na ole wenu mkamatwe mtaolewa
     
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    issabela Senior Member

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    labda ukanisemelee wew
     
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    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli kama ni hivi siutaki uraisi tena!
     
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    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    mabwepande inakuhusu issabela, wallah tena, mtaarifu Juma Mgaza mapema aje kukuokota!
     
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    MARCKO JF-Expert Member

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    Wacha watu watumie akilizao kupambana poor leaders kwa style tofauti. Hatutaki vitisho.
     
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    Rama Wapi kuna kazi nyingine ya mabwe ...paaa.
     
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    Ningekwa mimi presidaa ningejiuzulu mnanichoka hivi? Hata kama ningekuwa mwanachama wa ccm tu ningemshauri ajiuzulu
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Inafurahsha ila Repeated
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Arghhh!!
    Uzi huu unarudiwa kwa mara ya tatu sasa
     
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