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Kutambulishwa uchumba

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by WAHEED SUDAY, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Msichana mmoja alimpeleka mchumba wake kumtambulisha kwao, alipofika tu baba yake akagundua dosari maana kijana ana matege makali na makengeza ya maana! Duuh mvulana kuona sura ya baba mkwe wake imebadilika ikabidi atabasamu kidogo, lahaulaaa...! Alikuwa na mapengo hatari yaani hana meno yote ya mbele! Baba akaamua amwite bintiye!Baba: Mwanangu ebu twende nje kidogo tukaongee.Binti: Baba sema tu hapa hapa mchumba wangu ni kiziwi...! Nini kitafuata hapa
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha!baba ataomba ndoa iwe as soon as possible
     
  3. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    ha! ha! ha! asiye na bahati habahatiki pole baba
     
  4. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kama kupenda upofu basi ntaomba japo fimbo ya muungozo..
     
  5. Philipo Kidwanga

    Philipo Kidwanga Verified User

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    Iki iki iki iki ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Nyc one kwa habari nyepesi nyepesi
     
  7. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Izo dosari ndo zilozimvutia binti lol
     
  8. magdarena

    magdarena Member

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    hahahahahahahahhaha huyo mzee lazima azimie kwanza!
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    huyo demu lazima kapendelewa, yaani utapataje mtu mwenye vipaji vyote hivyo yeye peke yake? ng'ang'ania mwaya weee bahati haiji mara 2
     
  10. Emma.

    Emma. JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh haki sawa kwa wote wanafunga ndoa kwa vitendo
     
  11. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmh
     
  12. hovyohovyo

    hovyohovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Jokes kama hiz noma, wanajf wenzenu wamo ktk makundi hayo.
     
  13. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Love is love no matter what is the meackness of other part
     
  14. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    umeona hee! Kwa mzazi asiyekuwa mbaguzi
     
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