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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kifuniko, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. Kifuniko

    Kifuniko Member

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    Hivi umewahi kujiuliza kwanini mtu akijamba anatema mate au alieko pembeni anatema mate, je kuna mahusiano gani kati ya harufu na mate? Je mate yanakua yamechafuka hataki kuyameza? Je akiyatema ndio harufu puani inaisha? Najiuliza sana
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    :bange:
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    JF pasua..lol
     
  4. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiona anatema mate bila shaka atakuwa na ujauzito
     
  5. mseseve

    mseseve JF-Expert Member

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    kichefu chefu
     
  6. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    hayo ni maumbile nafikiri, mwili ukisika harafu mbaya automatically huwa unatrigger mechanism ya kupambana nayo which in this case ina command mwili ugenerate mate kupunguza madhara.
    Nafikiri mechanism hiyo ni similar na ile ya baadhi ya mimea ambayo ukiishika inajikunja! Ila tunaweza kuwauliza madaktari wanaweza kufafanua zaidi.
     
  7. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    2 evry action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
     
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    Song'ito JF-Expert Member

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    "To every action there is equal and opposite reaction"..nadhani physics inahold hapo... action ya kujamba..ina result into reaction ya kutema mate
    teh teh teh
     
  9. Triple A

    Triple A JF-Expert Member

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    kwann ujambe kwani ulilazimishwa kula kupita kiasi? Tangu nimepata ufaham cjawahi kujamba...lol.
     
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    inabidi ujambe ili ya fyuuu...!!taratibu.jambia mahakani uone.hamna wa kutema mate.mia
     
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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    mmmmh! ya kweli hayo. mi haipiti siku sijajamba
     
  12. Daniel Anderson

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    Duh! Kuna siku kadhaa nilizokuwa katika wilaya 1 ambako hakuna net ya cm, niliimis sana JF.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Kujamba 2 mbona nasikia huwa unajiharishia kabisa. Teh teh teh....
     
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    masaburi mengine ovyooooo
     
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    Labda kama unakula veve aisee
     
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    Kuna wengine huwa wanaachia unaweza fikiri boom eti mbuuuuuuuuuuuuu
     
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    majogajo JF-Expert Member

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    yaani ni bora tuwe tunatoa kamasi tukimaliza kupunguza harufu............hhahahah
     
  18. Kifuniko

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    Hivi kwani ukiyameza mate unajisikiaje baada ya kusikia harufu, je tumbo litakuuma?
     
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    Kama mtu anatema baada ya kusiki harufu mbaya ya mshuzi,je hapo kwenda yeye chooni ku.n.ya inakuwaje,si anajaza sink na mate.teh teh
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Umeona eeh!!
     
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