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Kumbe unga noma ki'hivi !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Judgment, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. J

    Judgment Member

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    Mateja wawili wako juu gorofani wakiendeleza sniff, cocktail na kujidunga huku wakiwa wanaingalia man'dhari (city view) ya jiji la Mwanza kw chini wao wakiwa juu issue ikawa :-
    Teja 1 :- Nambie askari wangu unauckiliziaje mzg wa leo? Uko poa au wenga?
    Teja 2 :- Mazee k2 kipo shule! Au vipi bwana, ki2 mzuka mjeshi wng, alafu huku juu, hamna wenga cjui Pongo cjui nani, stimu hairuki shwari tu!
    Teja 1 : Sasa mazee unajua mi plani yng nna mahesabu makali sn
    Teja 2:- Mahesabu gn mzee mwenyewe?
    Teja 1 :- Si nataka nikanunue haka ka'jiji ka'mwanza, alafu hv kakiwa kanauzwa kanaweza kua sh'ngapi ?
    Kilichofata Teja 2 akamshushia mwenzie bonge ya kofi ! Kofi la ukwl
    Teja 1 : Sasa unanipigia nini? Yani mi nakuuliza bei unanipiga!
    Teja 2 :- Unauliza bei kwani umeambiwa haka ka'Mwanza mi nakauza! Haka mi ckauzi lbd nikipata matatizo ndy ntafikiria!
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli ganja blanta ni noma
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha ni noma juu ya noma. Nalog off
     
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