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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by somba kankara, May 6, 2012.

  1. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    kuna jamaa watatu walikwenda polini kuwinda gafra akatokea simba kila mmoja alipita njia yake mmoja kati yao akapanda mtini baada ya muda simba nae akaja palepale chini ya mti na kuweka pozi. Simba huyu alionekana hana taarifa juu ya kujificha kwa jamaa aliye juu mara usiku ukaingia jamaa akajitahidi hadi asubuhi haku lala Wale wawili wakakutana kijijini hawakumuona mwenzao ikabidi watoe taarifa wanakijiji wakakusanyika kwenda kumsaka simba huyo wakiwa na silaha zote Jamaa ilipofika asubihi usingizi ukampitia mara akamuangukia simba mgongoni simba akajiuliza kuna mbabe zaidi yangu akijifikilia maumivu na mshindo du akaona atoke speed jamaa naye kwa kupanic akakimbia kuelekea simba anako kimbilia wanakijiji nao wanatokea ambako simba anakimbilia Wanakijiji wakaona hii so wakageuza mbio ikawa jamaa mmoja anamkimbiza simba na simba anawakimbiza wanakijiji.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hadithi yako ya std 2 inatufundisha nini?
     
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    Praff Senior Member

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    Tusiwe waoga.
     
  4. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    loading..........

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    It is a good story for children below 5 years!
     
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    Sweet Ami Member

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    Its so fun
     
  7. John locke

    John locke JF-Expert Member

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    I bet he/she must be a kindergaten teacher.
     
  8. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

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    ayaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    ar kindergaten teachers not allowed in here?ur hitched uuuh!
     
  10. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    inatufundisha kuwa ukimwangukia simba atakimbia
     
  11. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    and i bet ur one ov his/her févaret kid in dat klas.
     
  12. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Tuache kuogopa
     
  13. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,
    baada ya kuisoma thread ya juu..
    Na kufuatia na hii kitu..
    Basi kicheko kimetokea hapa!
     
  14. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Mi napita tu
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    hamna kitu hapo.. upuuzi mtupu
     
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    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani ni jokes lakini
     
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    Pazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu lugha ya nchi gani hiyo juu hapo umeandika nimejaribu gugo kamusi imegoma.
     
  18. MDAU JR

    MDAU JR JF-Expert Member

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    Simba kapigwa 2 bila na URA Kagame kapu.
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Thaaa thaaa.....
    Thaaa thaaa.....
    Thaaa ya kwenda kwetuuuu....
    Mwalimuu kwa heri kwa heriii...
    Tutaonana keshooo... !

    Near by Soweto Mbeya.
     
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