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kumbe kingireza ni lugha ya wanyama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kipstech, Oct 20, 2012.

  1. Kipstech

    Kipstech Member

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    Hivi unajua kuwa English ni lugha ya wanyama....Maan a Paka akiona unamcheleweshea maziwa anakwambia,"NOW ."
    Ng'ombe ukimpa majani akiwa hajashiba utamsikia akikwambia,"M0R E."
    Mbwa ukipita karibu na nyumba yao na kama hajajua kuwa wewe ni nani utasikia anakuuliza,"WHO WHO."
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    so we better stick with swahili which is human being language
     
  3. New Nytemare

    New Nytemare JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha......!!!!
     
  4. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    Haha umetisha mia mia
     
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    Sangomwile JF-Expert Member

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    Mbuzi jike akiwa na hamu utamsikia anawaita madume Meeen(men), meeen.
     
  6. Kipstech

    Kipstech Member

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    Kweli kabisa
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh teh teh, jf raha tupu
     
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    Ashura9 JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani... we acha tu ...
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    duh, hao watatu tu..against milions wanaozungumza hiyo lugha? you must be joking..hahahahahah
     
  10. Kipstech

    Kipstech Member

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    Teh teh teh.
     
  11. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Mambo mengi tunaiga/tunajifunza toka kwa wanyama mf. Dog style,mbuzi kagoma,kifo cha mende teh teh teh!
     
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    estomingo Member

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    vp mbuzi akiona amumuoneshi ushirikiano asemi meeee au?
     
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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    mbona hata kiswahili wanazungumza punda akitoa uume wake husema huo huo kuku na yeye akiuona anacheka kwakwakwakwakwa na bata naye akiutazama husema haah haaah na ng'ombe yeye ndo huutaja kabisa ubooooonh kali zaidi anaposema njiwa atatombwa mtu hapa
     
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    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha, nyc one
     
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    Mkiliman JF-Expert Member

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    haaa!! we mkali!!
     
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    Prince Ortega Member

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    bac tusisome sana kiingereza labda kiswahli international language lakin hatujui
     
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