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Kumbe kiburi chetu waafrika ndio sababu ya kuwa weusi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kibirizi, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. Kibirizi

    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe hapo mwanzo watu wote tulikuwa weusi, ila katika ujio wa Mwenyezi mungu alipendezwa watu wote tuwe weupe sasa akaanza mchakato wakutubadilisha watu wa mataifa mbalimbali wakiwemo wazungu, waarabu wahindi, wajerumani n.k lakini wote tukiwa weusi. Basi Mungu alitengeneza bwawa moja kubwa sana, akwaita watu wa matifa yote na kuwaeleza kwamba ukiongelea kwenye bwawa lile utabadilika na kuwa mweupe, zoezi likaanza akatangulia mzungu kuogelea na akawa mweupe, akafuata mwarabu naye akawa mweupe na wakafuata wengine. Mwafrika akawa mbishi ana kiburi kwende kila inapofika zamu yake basi wakawa wanaenda watu wa mataifa mengine kumbe yale maji ya kwenye bwawa lile yalikuwa yanakauka kadri muda unavyozidi kwenda, basi mwafrika kuja kuzinduka na kuacha kiburi maji yapo kidogo sana, basi ikabidi aenda kuweka nyayo za miguu pamoja na viganja vya mkono ndio maana mpaka leo maeneo hayo ni meupe. tehe tehe kwikwi!
     
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    MAKAKI Senior Member

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    umetsha bwana
     
  3. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe tehe!
    Hapo nyekundu nimependa zaidi.
    Ah, ulisahau, aliingiza kwnye maji nyayo, viganja na meno.
     
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    Kitalolo-mae Member

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    Acha kutunga hekaya za kukejeli waafrika wenzako,kuwa mweupe sio tija-chamsing ni ubinadamu na utu
     
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    tehe! TEHE! tehe!
    Bora sisi warangi!
     
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    Teheteheteheeeeee
     
  7. Rosweeter

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    Ndiyo maana ukaitwa Jokes/utani, wa wapi wewe?
    Tehe tehe teheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........
     
  8. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    aaah kaka meno na viganja vinaendana kweli...aint true...
     
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    mr solar New Member

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    Bt utani wa kweli c mzuri jmn!
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    we mshamba nini!
    kwani kua mweupe ndo nini?
    hawanaga hata mvuto.kitu hii rangi bwana.black.
     
  11. Gugwe

    Gugwe Senior Member

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    We nani kakuambia warangi ni weupe,nyie ni wanjano bwana...teh!teh teh
     
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    Alexism JF-Expert Member

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    Ninapita teh teh
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Afadhali hata hakuenda kwenye hilo bwawa
    Napenda rangi yangu..
     
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    huh................blak z beauty
     
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    Theresah Member

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    Bora hata tulikua wabishi maana inaelekea tungekua weusi zaidi kama tungeogelea maji yaliyoogelewa na hizo pipo zote aisee!
     
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    tehe tehe tehe!
    Wanatuambiaga sie weupe bana japo ni tata kuwa mweupe!
     
  17. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka sana kumbe nawarangi wanajiita weupe!
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha mzazi!
     
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    utata mtupu!1!1
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Its funny anyway
     
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