Kumbe Chimpazees nao mabingwa wa kuhonga?

[Kaunga]

mmmh!!mnaumia!!!madame Kaunga kweli kabisa mnaumia!!!kweli???basi nita anza kuhonga kama hiyo itafanya msiumie!!!

Ha ha hahahah! Now you are being a good boy, come this way papito.. (usisahau card ya AM). LOL

 

[Kitoabu]

Ila hii leo tumekatwa, da huyu aliyefanya hii research katukomoa kweli kweli. Maana leo wote wamechachamaa na bado wengine kwa job leo hakyanan tumeliwa.

 

[Kaunga]

Huyu kibonge hapa naona basi atakuwa anagawa karibu nyama yote maana hivyo vitu anavyopakuliwa si kawaida.

Huwa najiuliza, sijui huyo Dada gorilla anaweza kulinganisha na dada gani hapa JF.

Ngoja niwaachie wanaume wafanya utafiti wa hapa JF ili waisivie mvua iliyo wanyeshea.

Huo utafiti kweli ni kiboko. Anyway, binadamu na hawa wanyama hatuna tofauti kubwa. Labda wamesoma kutoka kwetu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBhMhn4Y57E&feature=related

Ha ha ha kaka yangu!
Huyo gorilla lazima awe ametoa si nyama tu na ndizi juu, yaani anembenjua hivyo mdada wa watu, kabadilisha style mara tatu aisee.

Halafu mimi nafikiri sisi ndio tumewaiga hao wanyama, maana sisi twajificha behind 4 walls lakini tuna access ya kuwaanalia wao.

Wakati unawarecord, ulikuwa okay? Maana nimenotice camera inashake; kulikoni kaka yangu? LOL
Boflo come this way uone jinsi HeGorilla anavyo mu-wound binti gorilla.

 

[Sikonge]

Hahahaa, dada yangu, mambo ya YOUTUBE hayo.

Mie na USA wapi na wapi? Naota siku moja kufika Miami, basi na ndoto yangu itaishia hapo.

Huko Atlanta wanafika watu wenye connection zao. Pia ukiangalia jina la muweka film, anajiita Staciderosso na kaweka hadi film za watoto wake naona. Atakuwa mcha Mungu sana.

Huyo Dada naona kashasoma sana vitabu vya Kamasutra..... Ndiyo maana sijawahi kutembelea Zoo zaidi ya kupita pembeni mwa bustani ya Wanyama Tabora. Bahati mbaya sana kwa sasa ina hali mbaya mno. I wish watu wa Tabora tungejipanga na kuangalia jinsi ya kuisaidia hii ZOO yetu iliyo katikati mwa mji.
Boflo masikini akiona hiyo Video, atalia kwa WIFU (ile ya kichaga).

Ha ha ha kaka yangu!
Huyo gorilla lazima awe ametoa si nyama tu na ndizi juu, yaani anembenjua hivyo mdada wa watu, kabadilisha style mara tatu aisee.

Halafu mimi nafikiri sisi ndio tumewaiga hao wanyama, maana sisi twajificha behind 4 walls lakini tuna access ya kuwaanalia wao.

Wakati unawarecord, ulikuwa okay? Maana nimenotice camera inashake; kulikoni kaka yangu? LOL

 

[cacico]

nini lux bana hata revola inahuu mwenzangu !sio tu mwanaume mijicho imekutoka wakati hata lamba lamba mkeo humnunulii!kisa nini ah NITAMUHONGAJE MKE WANGU BWANA!
hebu mtuhonge huko !

nakwambia kazi ipo!

 

[zomba]

In this video you will see a male chimp from West Africa raid fruit from a farms and share it with a female in a food-for-sex swap.

Bofya hapa: Male Chimps steal fruit to solict females for sex - YouTube

 

[Don Mangi]

sasa, dhumuni la research hii ni kuhalalisha kuhonga au?

 

[Sikonge]

Kwani wewe unachunguliaje? Ahh samahani, unaonaje?

sasa, dhumuni la research hii ni kuhalalisha kuhonga au?

 

[Zinduna]

mie siku hubby wangu akija hata na sabuni ya lux! nampaaaaa mpaka anakinai, au birthday yangu aninunulie hata pichu ya kufuma tu, nampaje sasa!! anapima oil mpaka anakinai! lol, acheni ubahili, msijifanye eti equl rights wakati mnakulaga bila kubakiza kiporo! wapi Zinduna???

Shostito cacico, nyingine za moto, wanaume wa siku hizi wakikuhonga, ujiandae ndugu yangu zitakutokea puani maana atafanya kama anakomoa, lazima akamate konyagi na valuu kwa kwenda mbele kabla ya mchezo

 

[cacico]

Shostito cacico, nyingine za moto, wanaume wa siku hizi wakikuhonga, ujiandae ndugu yangu zitakutokea puani maana atafanya kama anakomoa, lazima akamate konyagi na valuu kwa kwenda mbele kabla ya mchezo

umeona eeeeee tena mpaka toilete atakusindikiza ili usitoroke! wakati ma-chimpazees wanahonga leo, mchezo keshokutwa! kaaaaaaaz kwel kwel!

 

[Kaunga]

Shostito cacico, nyingine za moto, wanaume wa siku hizi wakikuhonga, ujiandae ndugu yangu zitakutokea puani maana atafanya kama anakomoa, lazima akamate konyagi na valuu kwa kwenda mbele kabla ya mchezo

Sio kuhonga tu, wewe hukusoma juzi mtu anasema anapokuwa na mkewe anahakikisha robo ya mahari ililipwa per nite.

 

[Don Mangi]

Kwani wewe unachunguliaje? Ahh samahani, unaonaje?

Nimeona wanawake wanasapoti mbinu za ze sokwe wakati humans tunatumia maneno matamu na kushawishi kwingi.

 

[Don Mangi]

Proved ni kwamba Chimps ni madomo zege, hawajui kupiga sound,
So lesson ni kwamba, kama huwezi kupiga sound we honga tu, hamna tatizo, ila siye tunaojua kusomesha tuendelee na sound zetu, kuhonga tuwaachie 'sokwe'(hapa I mean sokwe wanyama na sokwe watu)

 

[The Boss]

Mbona hujawaita wakunwaji kina Bishanga, Mtambuzi, The Boss, Asprin na wengineo?

Wewe kiswahili hicho wewee
usifikiri kinyamwwezi unabwabwaja tu....lol
sema wakunaji na sio wakunwaji lol

 

[The Boss]

But kama budget haiharibiki 'kuhonga raha'....lol
mradi upate unachokitaka lol

 

[Kaunga]

Wewe kiswahili hicho wewee
usifikiri kinyamwwezi unabwabwaja tu....lol
sema wakunaji na sio wakunwaji lol

Kuna mtu alisema kipele kimepata wakunaji (wakunaji alimaanisha wadada, kipele ni topic), ndio maana nikaulizia wakunwaji aka wachunwaji!
Got it?

 

[The Boss]

Kuna mtu alisema kipele kimepata wakunaji (wakunaji alimaanisha wadada, kipele ni topic), ndio maana nikaulizia wakunwaji aka wachunwaji!
Got it?

mkuna na mkunwaji nani anaepata raha zaidi? lol...

 

[Kongosho]

hadi wamewazidi binadamu?

 

[Dark City]

Hahahahahahahahahah,

Namwonea huruma Bibi ambaye alikutana na jitu ambalo halijawahi kuhonga hata siku moja....

Anyway, ndo maisha hayo.....

Ndo maana kulikuwa na ile story ya kiongozi wetu ambaye alitakiwa kuwazidi wote kwa kila kitu!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Kaunga]

mkuna na mkunwaji nani anaepata raha zaidi? lol...

Of course mkunwaji, so men should enjoy kuchunwa while they can. LOL