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Kulala na wake za watu ni balaa - cheki yaliyompata jamaa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kaburunye, Sep 7, 2010.

  1. kaburunye

    kaburunye JF-Expert Member

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    A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new
    machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the
    Baby's biological father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it.

    The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing So
    the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt Fine
    and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to
    50 percent. Still no reaction.
    The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the Wife
    delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

    She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the
    gardener was lying dead at the gate, from the Labour pains.
    Avoid other people's wives by all means, please.

     
  2. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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  3. PastorPetro

    PastorPetro Senior Member

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    Makubwa!:mad2:
     
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    Duuuuuuuuuuh kali
     
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    Haya makubwa sana ....loh :mad2:
     
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    Yethuu wangu!
     
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    Pieres Member

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    Hiyo ni story nzuri inafundisha tuwe waaminifu
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Kweli mke wa mtu ni sumu!
     
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    Ngoja nimwachishe kazi haus boy wangu !
     
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    mke wa mtu mauti!
     
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    Duu, kweli kali! ya ukweli mwanangu.
     
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    heeeeee haaaa aaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
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