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Kula ndotoni...

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Oct 4, 2011.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    Swali linanitatiza, jawabu natafutia,
    Nimebaki ninawaza, nani atanipatia,
    Sina wa kunijuza, bora kuwaulizia,
    Mtu akila ndotoni, huamka ameshiba?

    Na. M. M. Mwanakijiji (Sauti ya Kijiji a.k.a Vuvuzela Matata)
     
  2. J

    Jonathan Kiula JF-Expert Member

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    you really come from the village,lol!
     
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    Kapwani JF-Expert Member

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    Zipo sababu mbalimbali za kula ndotoni....mojawapo niliowahi kusikia ni kutoka kwa wachawi kwamba wao huwalisha watu ndotoni ili kuwaroga......huwalisha hata nyama za watu nk. Kwa kundi hili lengo lao sio wanaowalisha WASHIBE
    Ni vema kuwa mtu wa ibada ili kuepuka mipango na hila hii mbovu ya kipepo

    mix with yours
     
  4. Evarm

    Evarm JF-Expert Member

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    You should pray hard dear
     
  5. feis buku

    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    Shairi zuri sana na kesho lete la "kutapika ndotoni"
     
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    Magoo JF-Expert Member

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    unaamini ktk uchawi????????/
     
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    Magoo JF-Expert Member

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    shairi zuri kama pic ya huyo mrembo hapo
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mama watoto kaota ametafuna usiku kucha ila akawa anatema. Nimemwambia akemee amegoma.
    Wanawake wetu hawa, wakiambiwa wanaweza basi wanaona wanaweza hata kutuwezesha
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    mwanakikiji, mimi sidhani kama ukiota unakula asubuhi unakua umeshiba, kwaufahamu wangu najua mambo unayoyaona kwenye ndoto yanatengenezwa na ubongo wako tu. Ila kuna cases watu wanaota huku wanafanya kitendo kweli mfano, anatembea, anaongea lakini yuko ndotoni
     
  10. Nzowa Godat

    Nzowa Godat JF-Expert Member

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    Anayekula ndotoni ANAOTA AMESHIBA.
     
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    chiko JF-Expert Member

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    Twala Sisi, Washibe wao!!!!!!!!
     
  12. kikahe

    kikahe JF-Expert Member

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    Sio ishara nzuri kiimani! Ukishtuka inabidi kusali na kukemea!!
     
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    THE PRINCE Member

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    Lengo la kulishwa ndotoni si ili ushibe ila ni mpango wa shetani kuingizwa kwenye maagano bila kujua. unahitajika maomb
     
  14. Bei Mbaya

    Bei Mbaya JF-Expert Member

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    - Huku MMU mnatafsiri vipi
    1. kula?
    2. Kushiba?

    - Hata kama siyo ndotoni unaweza usishibe
     
  15. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Hahahaaaa Mwanakijiji bana....always cryptic!
     
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    Kwakanga Member

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    Unataka kutuambia CHADEMA wameota wameshiba ndotoni na kuamka kumbe bado wapo na njaa yao??????????????
     
  17. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh! Mwanakijiji tafakuri yako sometimes ngumu. Nionavyo mimi ni kwamba ukila ndotoni uamkapo kuna haja ya kutafuta halisia coz ndoto ndio kielelezo cha mawazo yetu!
     
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    punainen-red JF-Expert Member

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    Heeheeheee! Wewe Mzee kasheshe tupu... Kuna 'ule mlo ule', unaamka umechangamka sana, hasa ukiwa umeota unakula 'chakula' chenye mvuto!! Ila ukishaamka sasa unatamani 'ukipate' kiuhalisia..
     
  19. Mtafiti1

    Mtafiti1 JF-Expert Member

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    Kula "ndotoni kwenye MMU"...
    Inaashiria una hamu na huna pa kushibia so unashibia ndotoni!

    Tafuta pa kushibia mchana lol.
     
  20. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...lol, mambo ya kuacha "udenda" hayo kwenye shuka...
    huwezi kuota unakula, unless ulilala na "njaa!"...utaamkaje, inategemeana na
    upatikanaji wa mlo...ndoto ya aliye keko sio sawa na aliyelala na mama chanja wake...
     
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