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Kuku wanaambukiza

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by amiride, Jan 4, 2012.

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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    Kulikuwa na watoto wawili mapacha wa kike na wakiume,walikuwa kila siku wao ni kula kuku na chipsi,yule wa kike akakuwa mapema akota vivuzi badala ya kuagiza kuku chipsi akaagiza chipsi mayai mdogo wake akamuuliza mbona leo chipsi mayai akajibu kuku wameniambukiza, akamuuliza wamekuambukiza nn dada mtu akajibu manyoya, akamvulia chupi ili aone. basi wakaendelea kwa mda mpaka yule wa kiume naye kakuwa na yy akaagiza chipsi mayai, dada mtu akamuuliza na wewe wamekuambukiza mdogo mtu akamjibu yah wameniambukiza,dada mtu akataka aone, akavuwa chupi dada mtu kwa mshangao DUU WAMEKUAMBUKIZA VIBAYA MPAKA SHINGO NA FIRIGISI
     
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    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    I smell bad smell over here.
     
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    USUAL Member

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    Daaaaaaaaah hii ni nomaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    Hahahahaaaa watoto noma
     
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    ALINSEIF New Member

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    Inaendana na true story, haiko mbali sana, kuku wenyewe broiller.
     
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    umenifurahisha, lkn si wtt wa zama hizi mkuu....!!
     
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    shee leo Senior Member

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    Umetoa mbavu zangu.
     
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    Kaka nipe nionje hizo firigisi
     
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    Sipati picha kaka kuonesha dada ake vuzi, hii ni so na noma kilo kumi
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nimetabasam mbaya sana leo
    thank u
     
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    Hii sasa noma, dogo ananishangaa ninavyocheka...
     
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    Dah hiii noma bana!!!
     
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    Ur so inteligensi!
     
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    mmmh nimetabasamu
     
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    inafurahisha
     
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    mmmh hii kali teh.
     
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    hahhaahahahahha, nimecheka kwa nguvu mpaka nimewashtua ofisini. we ni mkariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
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    umenichekesha sana na hv nipo peke yangu nimeangua kicheko.
     
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    Teh teh teh...........
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    uko peke yako?nami niko peke yangu kwa hiyo.........
     
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