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Kufunga shule

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by chetuntu, Jan 11, 2011.

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    chetuntu R I P

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    Wadau mnakumbuka kupigana siku ya kufunga shule enzi za mwalimu, ukigombana na mwenzio unamsubiri siku ya kufunga shule. Tukumbusha ulishawah kubondana siku kama hiyo.
     
  2. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    hakyananani usinikumbushe mablia wakati niko vidudu( chekechea) kuna kijamaa kilinivizia na kunipiga ngwala na kukimbia to make things even worse kwao walihama so tulipofungua sikukaona... hakyanani nakatafuta mpaka leo ukimuona mwambie NIKIMKAMATA lazima nimrudishie ngwala kama ule alionipiga kimagendo.... alooo sisahau mpaka leo
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ukimwangusha mwenzako chini basi wewe ni mshindi.
    Ukitokwa na damu puani au mdomoni utatafuta upenyo wa kukimbia
     
  4. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Dah umenikumbusha mbali sana. Mie ndo nilikuwaga mgomvi namba moja wakishindwa kupigana lazima wanitafute nikifika tu wote wanashangilia ila kilichonitokea wakati niko darasa la 2 sitasahau nilimpiga msichana mmoja mpaka leo kuna kiungo hana yaani leo ugomvi sitaki tena hata unichokoze nakuangalia tu
     
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    dotto JF-Expert Member

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    Unachora msitari na akiuvuka tu unae!!
     
  6. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    vishadida vinachukua mchanga upute.. ukiputa unaambiwa ulipe ng'ombe hapo hata kama jamaa umuwezi bac unabidi ujitutumue... kumbuka sheria (sio rasmi) ilikuwa ukitolewa nundu au damu umeshindwa... mashuhuda wataingilia ugomvi huku wakishangilia "katolewa nundu" hapo ukitaka kuendelea na ugomvi unaonekana mkorofi... duh!
     
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    comson JF-Expert Member

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    Me nilikuwa navizia hatua ya kulipa ng'ombe nakupa za uso halafu nakimbia......naacha gumzo la nani ni mshindi.
     
  8. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani mimi nilikuwa naonewa. Lol!
     
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