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Kuchapia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Haya ni baadhi tu,ongezea na yako kama uliwahi kuchapia au ulimsikia mtu anachapia!

    Mme wangu tuchange hela tuweke umeme wa soya(umeme wa solar)
    Wajue kabisa mi ndo niliyewahifadhia hizo pesa
    Tevelision (television)
    clouds eshem (clouds fm)
    Ulimi hauna Mfupwa
    Inabidi tumaintain conshifedality (confidentiality)
    Alsho we have tu think about other ways (also)
    Mandashi(maandazi)
    Nipe namba yako nikudip sasa hivi
    Aisee singa na yamba hawajui mpira
    Chips kaki na mishikaki(chips kavu na mishikaki)
    shika mashimo mbele kuna breki
     
  2. Rogie

    Rogie JF-Expert Member

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    Elfu mbali- elfu mbili
    Twanga pepepa- twanga pepeta.
    Bubujela-vuvuzela
    Housing ya miwani- fremu ya miwani
    Nachafi za kazi- nafasi za kazi
     
  3. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    aaaa umeshapia!! akimaanisha aaa umechapia!!
     
  4. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    mwalimu mchaga na wanafunzi wapare nani zaidi?

    Mwalimu: kilimo cha ndisi bukoba
    wanafunzi: kilimo cha ndithi bukoba
     
  5. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    hii ilitokea nikiwa sekondari mwalimu akiwa assemble akamuamuru mwanafunzi mmoja

    toa mfuko mkononi akimaanisha toa mikono mfukoni!!
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Meneja mashoko-meneja masoko
     
  7. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    maisha shafi-maisha safi
     
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    sir falex sagason( sir alex fegurson)
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Bruno Mash
     
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    Gene Senior Member

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    achafwe-achapwe
     
  11. mkudeson

    mkudeson Senior Member

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    we njomba huko kuchapia kunatofautiana kati ya ntu na ntu.
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Secterari-secretary
     
  13. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Songombwingo...
     
  14. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    duh hao singa na yamba kiboko
     
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    Mimtamu JF-Expert Member

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    > Kaulo za Slaa: Na
    mauaji ya raia wasio na hatia
     
  16. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    ... katika ajali hiyo mtu mjoja amefariki na wengine watatu kujeuriwa... kwa sasa majeuri wanaendelea vizuri na matibabu kwenye zanahati huko Bombolangoto jijini Dar es Salaam.
     
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    Mu-Israeli JF-Expert Member

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    Mfupa hauna ulimi.
     
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    Mu-Israeli JF-Expert Member

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    maisha bora kwa laki mtanzania.!!
     
  19. bullet proof

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    Shosho= social (sosho)
     
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    Hii umetunga mkuu..
     
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