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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Jamani kwa wale ambao hampandi daladala,hivi ndo vioja tunavyovipata[/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif] Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
    mnapiga?!? Wekeni
    nyimbo za yesu.."
    Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
    bado hajatoa album..."
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif]********************************[/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif]Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
    unasema panda tu!?"
    Konda: "We taahira nini,
    hao wengine wamekalia
    ndoo?! "
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]******************************* [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
    sauti ya redio..."
    Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
    ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
    na zako!?"
    *******************************
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif] Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
    gari joto sana!!"
    Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
    shuka upande fridge...."
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]****************************** [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
    Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
    nyuma..."
    Konda: "Kwenda zako
    wewe, sio muendaji!!!
    Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]********************************
    Sister duu: "Konda
    unanibana bwana..."
    Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
    haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekodi treni
    pekeyako!!!"
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]
    *******************************
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
    Kama hamna sipandi..."
    Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
    unaogopa kukosa kiti c
    ungebeba chako!!?"
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
    *************************
    [/FONT]
     
  2. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Utaaaamu!
     
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    Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haya matubwa...
     
  4. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Abiria: Mi sipandi gari limejaa..

    Konda: Limejaa imekuwa ndoo ya maji?...


    Abiria amesimama kituoni gari linafika
    Abiria: kama hakuna seat mi si simami
    Kond: Kwenda zako kwani hapo umekaa?
     
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    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Kimbweka, bora umeipanga vizuri, iliwahi kuwekwa humu, mwezi wa 12 mwaka jana, asante
     
  6. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    abiria: konda nina shilingi 100
    konda: kanunue bamia uteleze ufike kwako
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Good editing of original post!
    Ubunifu wako wewe kuweka stars!!!
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hii hapa:













    • [​IMG] bampami

      6th December 2011 23:34
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      [​IMG] Kondaktaaa


    • nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
      mnapiga?!? Wekeni
      nyimbo za yesu.."
      Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
      bado hajatoa album..."
      ******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
      unasema panda tu!?"
      Konda: "We taahira nini,
      hao wengine wamekalia
      ndoo?! "
      ******************************* Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
      sauti ya redio..."
      Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
      ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
      na zako!?"
      ******************************* Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
      gari joto sana!!"
      Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
      shuka upande fridge...."
      ******************************
      Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
      Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
      nyuma..."
      Konda: "Kwenda zako
      wewe, sio muendaji!!!
      Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
      ********************************
      Sister duu: "Konda
      unanibana bwana..."
      Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
      haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekoni treni
      pekeyako!!!"
      *******************************
      Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
      Kama hamna sipandi..."
      Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
      unaogopa kukosa kiti c
      ungebeba chako!!?"
      ************************* ​
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    • [​IMG] director1

      6th December 2011 23:37
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      haaaaa! mkuu nimecheka mpaka mke wangu akashangaa ​



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      7th December 2011 00:00
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      Ebana Bamp acha kamba!Hyo n konda m1 au tofauti ​



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      [​IMG] Re: Kondaktaaa
      Duu..
      Ila pouwa..
      Baada ya mech ya Ars na Chrls mda huu, nahadithia kama nilikuwepo ndani ya hilo imaginal bus.. ​



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      Ahhh sina mbavu nimekoma kusoma soma kila kitu ​



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      7th December 2011 01:36
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      [​IMG] Re: Kondaktaaa
      aisee mbavu zangu kwishney.hii kali
      ndo raha ya kupanda daladala ​
      Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.

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      7th December 2011 05:42
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      Mdau we konda nini?
      Nimecheka si kipole pole ​



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      7th December 2011 10:43
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      aisii nimecheka sana. vichekesho poa! ​



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      7th December 2011 11:36
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      [​IMG] Re: Kondaktaaa
      marudio, ishakaa hapa kwenye titled "Majibu ya kukatisha tamaa "kitu kama hicho, jamani muwe mnasoma kabla ya ku copy n paste ​
      John 14:6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life.

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      marudio, ishakaa hapa kwenye titled "Majibu ya kukatisha tamaa "kitu kama hicho, jamani muwe mnasoma kabla ya ku copy n paste



      Ni kweli kabisa hii siyo mpya hapa, amefanya ubunifu kidogo sana lakini maudhui ni yale yale:spy: ​



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      7th December 2011 12:00
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      Teh teh.......... ​



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      7th December 2011 12:10
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      [​IMG] Re: Kondaktaaa
      hahahahahaha!aisee ​



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      7th December 2011 17:33
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      [​IMG] Re: Kondaktaaa
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      nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
      mnapiga?!? Wekeni
      nyimbo za yesu.."
      Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
      bado hajatoa album..."
      ******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
      unasema panda tu!?"
      Konda: "We taahira nini,
      hao wengine wamekalia
      ndoo?! "
      ******************************* Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
      sauti ya redio..."
      Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
      ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
      na zako!?"
      ******************************* Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
      gari joto sana!!"
      Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
      shuka upande fridge...."
      ******************************
      Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
      Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
      nyuma..."
      Konda: "Kwenda zako
      wewe, sio muendaji!!!
      Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
      ********************************
      Sister duu: "Konda
      unanibana bwana..."
      Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
      haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekoni treni
      pekeyako!!!"
      *******************************
      Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
      Kama hamna sipandi..."
      Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
      unaogopa kukosa kiti c
      ungebeba chako!!?"
      *************************



      hahahaaaaaaaaaaa,buji buji yuko wapi? kaiona hiyo? ​
      the problem with life is there is no background music..!!!


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