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..konda vs sista duu, lugha gongana..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SI unit, Mar 7, 2012.

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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Akiwa amekaribia kushuka sista duu, akamsisitiza konda kwa sauti ya kubana:
    Sista du- Konda simamisha.
    Konda- Unasema?
    Sita du- Simamisha hapo mbele.
    Konda- Aaah, ntasimamishaje hapa mbele za watu? Labda tuende faragha!
     
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    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu imbombo ngafu
     
  3. ITEGAMATWI

    ITEGAMATWI JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!Safi sana,naona hapo huyo sister du pozi zote na nyodo kwishney!!
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
     
  5. Wisdom

    Wisdom JF-Expert Member

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    Sista duu mwingine akamwambia konda ondoa gari joto kali, konda akajibu shuka ukapande friji.
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Haya ndo mambo ya mujini. Pana chezeiya kazi ya mutu!
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    kangi nu bukifu.
     
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    satellite JF-Expert Member

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    bange bange ningekuacha ila mutamuuuuuuuuuuu!
     
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    JULIUS MBIAJI Member

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    Sista duu mwingine akamwambia konda ondoa gari joto kali, konda akajibu shuka ukapande friji.
    Mkuu mecheka sana.Sante.
     
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    Aiseee daah
     
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