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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bellino, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Bellino

    Bellino Member

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    kizibo akutana na maza mjamzito njiani. mazungumzo"
    kizibo.."shikamoo
    maza.."marahabaa
    kizibo.. "mbona tumbo kubwa?
    maza.. "huku kuna mtoto
    kizibo.."mzuri ee
    maza.. "mzuri kama wewe
    kizibo.. "sasa mbona umemmeza?
     
  2. Erickb52

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    Hahahahaaaa jamaa kizibo kweli
     
  3. Nish

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    Hahahaaa so funy
     
  4. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Kizibo: Halooo (akipiga simu kwa mwalimu wake)
    Mwalimu: Haloo
    Kizibo: Namwombea ruhusa Kizibo hawezi kufika shuleni leo
    Mwalimu: Naongea na nani?
    Kizibo: Unaongea na baba'angu!
     
  5. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Baba Kizibo: Asantee mwanangu lakini mbona umeniletea magazeti mawili?
    Kizibo: Nimekosa gazeti la tarehe 10 nikaona nikuletee mawili ya tarehe 5!
    Baba Kizibo: Ayaah weeeeh ameshajumlisha! Dah!
     
  6. nelly nely

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    Dah.....kizibo
     
  7. mgodi

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    Pamoja mkuu, hapa unatisha.
     
  8. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Mama Kizibo: Gari ikifika Chalinze ndipo ule hayo maandazi yako.
    Kizibo: Sawa mama.......(muda ukapita baada ya kuondoka Dar.......)
    Kizibo: Konda; konda; hapa tumefika wapi?
    Konda: Morogoro
    Kizibo: Mi sitaki mi sitaki nilikwambia ukifika Chalinze uniambie nirudishe Chalinze!
    Abira kwenye basi: Kweli jama mrudisheni Kizibo Chalinze huyo ni mtoto na alisema toka mwanzo wa safari!
    Konda: haya ngoja tukurudishe.....muda ukapita..
    Konda: Haya hapa ndiyo Chalinze njoo ushuke fanya haraka..
    Kizibo: Aka mi sishuki mama aliniambia nikifika Chalinze ndiyo nile maandazi yangu.
    Abira: ahaaaah.....
     
  9. ZeMangi

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    Hahahaha...kizibo ni great thinker
     
  10. N

    N series Senior Member

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    ama kweli kizibo ni kizibo tu
     
  11. dickson longo

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    kizibo ni noma.na huu mkaa nao nimeamua kuuosha kama ulivyonielekeza kwenye kuosha maembe.
     
  12. Jiwe Linaloishi

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    dah kizobo kinaziba
     
  13. Maayo

    Maayo JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye mabano alisema 'unaongea na baba'angu'
     
  14. Safina

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    Hapa naona ingenichekesha kama alivyoulizwa naongea na nani? angejibu unaongea na: natania tu mwalimu, KIZIBO naongea.
     
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