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Kizazi cha Dot Com

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Me370, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. Me370

    Me370 JF-Expert Member

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    Daddy, how was I born?

    A little boy goes to his father and asks ........

    "Daddy, how was I born?"

    The father answers:

    Well, son, I guess one day
    you will need to find out anyway!

    Your Mom and I first got together
    in a chat room on Yahoo.

    Then I set up a date
    via e-mail with your Mom
    and we met at a cyber-cafe.

    We sneaked into a secluded room,
    and googled each other.

    There your mother agreed to a
    download from my hard drive..

    As soon as I was ready to upload,
    we discovered that neither one of us
    had used a firewall, and since it was
    too late to hit the delete button,
    nine months later a little
    Pop-Up appeared that said:

    You got Male!
     
  2. Iselamagazi

    Iselamagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaazi kweli! 'Don't Google my Yahoo again'!
     
  3. p

    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    haya bwn
     
  4. Jile79

    Jile79 JF-Expert Member

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    It was too late to hit the delete button
     
  5. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    it was too sweet to think of deleting.!
     
  6. Numerator

    Numerator JF-Expert Member

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    mi napita...
     
  7. M

    Mche Member

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    i like it!
     
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