# Kizazi cha.com

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Dec 26, 2011.

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(FATHER):What are your results in the end of the term exams? (SON):Underwater! (FATHER):What do you mean?>>> (SON):Below 'C' level!

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TEACHER:What is the half of '8'? STUDENT:Horizontally or vertically? TEACHER:Why are you asking me such a question? STUDENT:Anyway,if '8' is divided horizontally it is '0' and if divided vertically it is '3'!

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teh watoto bwana

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Hahahahahaaaa sikuwa nimeijua hiyo kitu.Big up J.

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(MSHIKAJI MMOJA HIVI):'Demu wangu kanimwaga halafu kama haitoshi,leo boxing day kanitumia picha alizopiga na boyfriend wake mpya.Nilichofanya ni kuzituma zile picha kwa baba yake mzazi'!.

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NAJIULIZA SAANA:Nilipokuwa mdogo nikicheza na watoto wa kike wa umri wangu,nikiwa uchi mimi ilikuwa hamna noma ila wakikaa uchi wao ilikuwa nomaa,fasta fasta walikuwa wanavalishwa nguo.Lakini nimekuwa mtu mzima,wale ma-age mate wangu wa kike wanatembea uchi na hakuna anayeshangaa.Mimi muda wote navaa nadhifu na kwa heshima lakini wao ni maziwa,vitovu,migongo na chupi nje muda wote!

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NAJIULIZA SANA:Sisi wanaume tunavaa ch*pi ili ku-avoid aibu ya unpredicted erection,je:Wanawake wanaovaa suruali kama sisi wanavaa ch*pi ili iweje?

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teheh teheh teheh kaboxing kameisha vizuri...:lol::lol:

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### beyond heavenMember

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Err..hiyo solushen ya kidhungu

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Poa mwana!