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Jaguar

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(FATHER):What are your results in the end of the term exams? (SON):Underwater! (FATHER):What do you mean?>>> (SON):Below 'C' level!
 
TEACHER:What is the half of '8'? STUDENT:Horizontally or vertically? TEACHER:Why are you asking me such a question? STUDENT:Anyway,if '8' is divided horizontally it is '0' and if divided vertically it is '3'!
 
Jaguar said:
TEACHER:What is the half of '8'? STUDENT:Horizontally or vertically? TEACHER:Why are you asking me such a question? STUDENT:Anyway,if '8' is divided horizontally it is '0' and if divided vertically it is '3'!
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Hahahahahaaaa sikuwa nimeijua hiyo kitu.Big up J.
 
(MSHIKAJI MMOJA HIVI):'Demu wangu kanimwaga halafu kama haitoshi,leo boxing day kanitumia picha alizopiga na boyfriend wake mpya.Nilichofanya ni kuzituma zile picha kwa baba yake mzazi'!.
 
NAJIULIZA SAANA:Nilipokuwa mdogo nikicheza na watoto wa kike wa umri wangu,nikiwa uchi mimi ilikuwa hamna noma ila wakikaa uchi wao ilikuwa nomaa,fasta fasta walikuwa wanavalishwa nguo.Lakini nimekuwa mtu mzima,wale ma-age mate wangu wa kike wanatembea uchi na hakuna anayeshangaa.Mimi muda wote navaa nadhifu na kwa heshima lakini wao ni maziwa,vitovu,migongo na chupi nje muda wote!
 
NAJIULIZA SANA:Sisi wanaume tunavaa ch*pi ili ku-avoid aibu ya unpredicted erection,je:Wanawake wanaovaa suruali kama sisi wanavaa ch*pi ili iweje?
 
Jaguar said:
TEACHER:What is the half of '8'? STUDENT:Horizontally or vertically? TEACHER:Why are you asking me such a question? STUDENT:Anyway,if '8' is divided horizontally it is '0' and if divided vertically it is '3'!
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teheh teheh teheh kaboxing kameisha vizuri...:lol::lol:
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