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Kitendawili

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kejof2, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. kejof2

    kejof2 JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mwalimu mmoja wa shule ya msingi aliwaambia wanafunzi wake waulizane vitendawili. Wanafunzi wawili wakasimama kuulizana.,
    MWANAFUNZI 1:"Kitendawiliiiiiiiii....."
    MWANAFUNZI 2:"Teghaaaaaaaa...."
    MWANAFUNZI 1:"Nivue nguo nikupe utamu...

    Mwalimu kuckia hicho kitendwili akabaki ametoa mijicho huku ameduwaa akisubiri jibu kutoka kwa mwanafunzi wa 2!.

    MWANAFUNZI 2:"Ndiziiiiiiiiiiiiiii......"
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  2. A

    ANTA Member

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    na ilikuwa shule ya wanafunzi wa kike, mwalimu alikuwa wa kiume. Kidogo astopishe wanafunzi kutoa jibu la kitendawili, ili atoe jibu mwenyewe kwa kusema ndiyooooooooo. Ha ha ha, alihisi anapewa nini sijui.

    Au ndo wewe bingwa?
     
  3. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!! Hii kali
     
  4. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Ah ah ah teh teh teh kha kha kha umenifurahisha mkuu.
     
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    old traford Member

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    haaaaahaaaaaa safi sanaaaaaa
     
  6. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    sipati picha jinsi mwalimu alivyo duwaa.
     
  7. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali
     
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    RECYCLER Senior Member

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    Am so famous!!!!!!
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    U r famous!!!!!?
    We ndo ndizi au?
     
  10. Daniel Mjema

    Daniel Mjema Verified User

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    m?????hh?h?h
     
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