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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Papi Mucho, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. P

    Papi Mucho Member

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    Ni cheupe kama barafu na ni cheusi kama giza. Kuliwa ni HARAMU na kunywewa ni HALALI, kina herufi (5) na kinaanza na herufi (M). Kinatumiwa na wanaume mara tatu kwa siku na kinatumiwa na wanawake mara moja tu katika umri wao,Je ni kitu gani hicho?
     
  2. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu me naomba nikupe mji,
    maana nimechanganya bongo lkn wapi.
     
  3. Dio

    Dio JF-Expert Member

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    Hılı swalı nımeulızwa kama mıaka 2 lakını mpaka sasa sıjawah kupata jıbu.
     
  4. Vanpopeye

    Vanpopeye JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa nae kaandka ili ajue!
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    Ebanaeee! Nendaa...Arusha kama hutaki Sumbawanga
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Nimechemka nakupa mke!
     
  7. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    humpendi mkeo...............haya na we mwenye kitendawili nakupa mji nenda TANANGOZI
     
  8. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Namupenda kupita maelezo ila kumpa mji naona atakataa. Basi ngoja nijaribu mwenye kitendawili nenda Kilindoni
     
  9. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeshindwa mkuu, nakupa Mji nenda Wete then naomba jibu
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Nenda Bungeni Dodoma!!
     
  11. WAKUNJOMBE

    WAKUNJOMBE Senior Member

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    Mate....mzee
     
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    Kwamex JF-Expert Member

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    Nakupa mji, nenda Mogadishu, toa jibu na mi nchukulie umaarufu mtaani.
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna jibu hapo coz
    1.hamna kitu cheupe na cheusi hapo hapo
    2.kitu kama ni haramu hata kunywa ni haramu pia
     
  14. DarkPower

    DarkPower Member

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    hahahahahahah kumbe kitendawili manake ni kuchemsha ubongo
     
  15. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Hakuna jibu hapo.
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu jibu lilitolewa kuwa halina jibu
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Mkipata jibu nami nisitueni
     
  18. ganster

    ganster Member

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    jibu ni MFANO
     
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    issabela Senior Member

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    Hcho kitendawli kzur toeni jibu bsi
     
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    Prof.C Member

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    hapo hamna jibu.
     
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