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kitabu au mapenzi.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tz1, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. tz1

    tz1 JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa amekaa kwenye kochi na mkewe.
    jamaa alikuwa anasoma. Kitabu.
    Mara akapitisha mkono. Chini. Kwa mkewe.
    Mkewe akasema,jamani mume wangu una nyege.
    Twende chumbani.
    Jamaa akasema hapana nilikuwa naloeshe kidole iliniweze kufungua ukurasa.
     
  2. mkwapuaji

    mkwapuaji Member

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    Mi nahisi mke wake alifanya ugunduzi ulio makini hasa.
     
  3. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa anachekesha sana. kufungua kurasa za kitabu kwa juisi ya mkewe! Hatoweza kuendelea kusoma hicho kitabu chake kwa sababu wife keshamtupia smaku kali.Chumbani lazima aende, akasome kitabu tofauti huko!
     
  4. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe watu kwa kujivunga !
     
  5. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh jamaaa hiii kali asee..! kwa hiyo jamaa alijua kua mambo ya mkewe yameiva sana huku mpaka akataftia maji kwa mkewe....! hahahaaaaa haha haahah
     
  6. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bana sa alifanikiwa kufungua ukurasa mpya nadhani.
     
  7. M

    M2ru Member

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    By m2ru
    Duh.. Huyo jamaa anmharas mkewe, kama ni mi huyo wife sikubali, ina maana nonino ya wife ina majimaji kila wakati... Sio mpango bana.. Au mnasemaje wazee..
     
  8. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Moderators msije mkahukumu na wengine wasio na hatia. Mimi sijachangia chochote kwenye thread hii, nimeisoma tu. By the way huyo jamaa kanifundisha kitu.
     
  9. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Stop gender discrimination.
     
  10. M

    Materu Member

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    imekaa vizuri!
     
  11. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah jamaa noma
     
  12. M

    Mc Chijui Member

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    Ahaa..!? Kumbe!!? Naenda kuchukua kitabu changu kwa baba Mwajei.
     
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