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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sapiesia, Jul 28, 2012.

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    sapiesia Member

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    Ndugu sangu tumekucha hapa maarum kwa chambo mocha tu. mama Rhobi ame***** na kaka yake usiku wa kuamkia reo. Chambo ra ku***** si ra mcheso, na sio ra mtu mmocha,reo ka***** mama Rhobi, kesho nita***** Mimi,kesho kutwa uta***** wew,kila mtu rasima a***** tu!
     
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    hovyohovyo JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo kali mkuu.
     
  3. majuto mperungu

    majuto mperungu JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kuna haja ya kukurudisha mirembe yani umehara uharo unaonuka na kuanza kujipaka mwenyewe mh! Inabidi tukurudishe mirembe
     
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    sapiesia Member

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    msg sent...
     
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    Abdson Member

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    steveachi JF-Expert Member

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    daaa,ndo wanavyoongeaga?
     
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    Fmewa JF-Expert Member

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    Hongera kwa kutukumbusha lugha za ndugu zetu walio dominate jeshi letu (wenyewe wanaita cheshi retu)
     
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    Fmewa JF-Expert Member

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    mwingine alikunywa uji uliopikwa na Mama Robhi ulikuwa mtamu lakini wa moto ndipo akaanza kuusifia akasema:
    Uchi wa mama Robhi wa moto harafu ni mutamu chamani.....................
     
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    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo imetokelezea nimeipenda kama namuona vile anavyoongea.......
     
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    felli, haa haaa nami kama namuona, amekasirikaaaa mweusiiiii huku machozi yakimtoka haaa haa haa,,
     
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    Mashroud Member

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    Mbona mnatuchokoz kiasi hicho.
     
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    sunsetdovie New Member

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    jamani si ndo utani wenyewe huo... yaani nimecheka mpk nimeamsha majirani.....
     
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    Lwikunulo Senior Member

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    ..uliyeanzisha uzi huu, angalia sana watu unaowatania! Utakula konzi la nguvu hapo hapo ulipokaa kwenye keyboard yako...ohoooo! mullah!
     
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    Bravo Engliash Member

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    duuuuh....hiyo lugha gongana....
     
  15. Mjomba wa taifa

    Mjomba wa taifa JF-Expert Member

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    Unakuja na Jembe Mujini, unataka kurima rami mura? uwiii!
     
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    Bikidude Member

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    Duuuu iyo kali!!
     
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    MYWEWE Member

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    "Bwana yesu asifiwe" wanatamkaje ili neno. Andika upya kama nimekosea.!
     
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    Speculator Member

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    Tuambie kwanza wewe ni kabila gani, japo tunajua mkani wa mkurya ni MNYIRAMBA TU, ndie mwenye kibari hicho cha kuwatania, je wewe ni mnyiramba ? ? ? ili wakupe vidande vyako
     
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    MARCKO JF-Expert Member

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    Chadtema ina mupango wa kuongesa machimbo .
     
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    Excel JF-Expert Member

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    jamani acheni kutuonea bhana!
    nikimjua huyu jamaa!
    ohoo!
     
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