Kiswahili cha Mwenyekiti Wa Mtaa Mkurya Msibani!

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  1. Wambandwa

    Wambandwa JF-Expert Member

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    Nduku sangu tuko habha kwa chambo mocha, Rhobi amefirwa na kaka yake usiku wa reo. Kufirwa si chambo la mcheso reo kafirwa Rhobi kesho ntafirwa mimi keshokutwa wewe, chusi Ghati arifirwa na papa sake wawiri kwa pamoja kila mtu si rasma afirwe? Hee mbona mnacheka? Hibhi chambo ra kufirwa ni ra ghuchekesha chamani mnanitia aibu. Mwengine akasema msee Matiku marisa kabhura uchi hauchapoa tuna ncha..........
     
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    hii nimecheka hiii
     
  3. Obe

    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alimkumbusha mzee matiku kuhusu uchi wa moto na kiboro cha jana, nimecheka sana na usiku wangu utakuwa mnono sana mura
     
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    ChiefmTz JF-Expert Member

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    Acheni utani mbaya
     
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    Mmongolilomo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii ni zaidi. Kikombe kya kyuma na kyai kya moto.
     
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    Mi nahisi Wa2 wengine cjui wanapewa vyeo kwa sbb ya ukoo ama sbb ya fedha aliyonayo Mi cjui kabisa. Maana M/kiti wa mtaa ama kitongoji kuongea lugha ya Taifa kwa ubovu huo Mi naona asingestahi uongozi hata wa ukoo wao licha ya mtaa. Ushuzi mtupu tu.
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    unaweza ukakuta kwa hapo kijijini yeye ndio mtaalam zaidi wa lugha.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaahah! hii sawa hii.
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka kwa kweli. Amalizie tu ili wafirwa wakapate uchi na kibhoro (ashakum)
     
  10. sinafungu

    sinafungu JF-Expert Member

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    ili uwe mwenyekiti ni lazima ujue kiswahili kuliko wote, HIYO NDO SIFA KUU
     
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    afrodenzi JF Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahahahah
    dahhhhh sina hamu.mmhh
    hii kali.
     
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    Nalonga JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu!
     
  13. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa.... Jaman jaman hata ningekuwa mm ningekuwa nacheka 2uu japo ni msiban. Mana ninakumbuka niliudhuria msiba mmoja mchungaj akachapia watu wote wakacheka sasa cjui hii ingekuwaje
     
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    mwita ke mwita JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mura mbona hao wenyekhiti siku hizi hatuwaoni mbane hii umechaghachua
     
  15. UmkhontoweSizwe

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    We cheza na wakurya tu, watakugecha na mapanga yao. Ndo utawajua wao ni kina nani?
    Kama watu wote wanafirwa, basi huo mtaa haufai kuhamia.
     
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    wwwwoy woy woy woy hahahahahahahahah
     
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    ............kazi kwelikweli.........
     
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    cheze JF-Expert Member

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    Kanathiombaye Mura!!!!Nipatie CHIBUZI (chips) na kakokakora barrridiiiiiii kama KIRUNGURI.
     
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    BWaaaahahahaha hohohoho heeeh...

    Man una mambo.hivi hili jina la robi nini asili yake mura?
     
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    hahahah...mura umenichekesha sana....fita ni fita..
     

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