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Kiswahili cha Mwenyekiti Wa Mtaa Mkurya Msibani!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wambandwa, May 14, 2011.

  1. Wambandwa

    Wambandwa JF-Expert Member

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    Nduku sangu tuko habha kwa chambo mocha, Rhobi amefirwa na kaka yake usiku wa reo. Kufirwa si chambo la mcheso reo kafirwa Rhobi kesho ntafirwa mimi keshokutwa wewe, chusi Ghati arifirwa na papa sake wawiri kwa pamoja kila mtu si rasma afirwe? Hee mbona mnacheka? Hibhi chambo ra kufirwa ni ra ghuchekesha chamani mnanitia aibu. Mwengine akasema msee Matiku marisa kabhura uchi hauchapoa tuna ncha..........
     
  2. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    hii nimecheka hiii
     
  3. Obe

    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alimkumbusha mzee matiku kuhusu uchi wa moto na kiboro cha jana, nimecheka sana na usiku wangu utakuwa mnono sana mura
     
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    ChiefmTz JF-Expert Member

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    Acheni utani mbaya
     
  5. M

    Mmongolilomo Senior Member

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    Duh hii ni zaidi. Kikombe kya kyuma na kyai kya moto.
     
  6. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nahisi Wa2 wengine cjui wanapewa vyeo kwa sbb ya ukoo ama sbb ya fedha aliyonayo Mi cjui kabisa. Maana M/kiti wa mtaa ama kitongoji kuongea lugha ya Taifa kwa ubovu huo Mi naona asingestahi uongozi hata wa ukoo wao licha ya mtaa. Ushuzi mtupu tu.
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    unaweza ukakuta kwa hapo kijijini yeye ndio mtaalam zaidi wa lugha.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaahah! hii sawa hii.
     
  9. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka kwa kweli. Amalizie tu ili wafirwa wakapate uchi na kibhoro (ashakum)
     
  10. sinafungu

    sinafungu JF-Expert Member

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    ili uwe mwenyekiti ni lazima ujue kiswahili kuliko wote, HIYO NDO SIFA KUU
     
  11. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahahahah
    dahhhhh sina hamu.mmhh
    hii kali.
     
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    Nalonga Senior Member

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    Asante mkuu!
     
  13. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,haaa.... Jaman jaman hata ningekuwa mm ningekuwa nacheka 2uu japo ni msiban. Mana ninakumbuka niliudhuria msiba mmoja mchungaj akachapia watu wote wakacheka sasa cjui hii ingekuwaje
     
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    mwita ke mwita JF-Expert Member

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    sasa mura mbona hao wenyekhiti siku hizi hatuwaoni mbane hii umechaghachua
     
  15. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    We cheza na wakurya tu, watakugecha na mapanga yao. Ndo utawajua wao ni kina nani?
    Kama watu wote wanafirwa, basi huo mtaa haufai kuhamia.
     
  16. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    wwwwoy woy woy woy hahahahahahahahah
     
  17. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    ............kazi kwelikweli.........
     
  18. cheze

    cheze JF-Expert Member

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    Kanathiombaye Mura!!!!Nipatie CHIBUZI (chips) na kakokakora barrridiiiiiii kama KIRUNGURI.
     
  19. Elungata

    Elungata JF-Expert Member

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    BWaaaahahahaha hohohoho heeeh...

    Man una mambo.hivi hili jina la robi nini asili yake mura?
     
  20. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah...mura umenichekesha sana....fita ni fita..
     
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