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Kiswahili cha Jirani.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TaiJike, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    This is an Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen
    who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night.
    Gijana Untatoga wabi?
    Jina yago nani?
    Baba yago nani?
    Unataga nini?
    Gan you Broduce your ID?

    Basi if you gannot broduce your ID
    Wapi Gitambulisho?
    If you gannot broduce Gitambulisho
    Wapi drivers licence
    If you gannot broduce the three gavament tocuments
    Twende mbele!
    (But I am innocentÂ….)
    Innocent gitu gani?
    Haguna mutu innozent Genya
    We gan charge you with anything
    Unataga gani?
    Smoking with violence
    Looging at a female gender with breach of gontract
    Looging at a government building zuzbiciously
    With indend to gommit murder
    Unataga gani?
    Unaweza gujitetea?
    Gitu gani hii?
    Ati fifty bob
    Hata haiwezi gununua jwing gum
    Toa besa gijana
    (Â…nibakishie bus fare)
    Ogay,
    You are a law abiding zitizen
    Unataga tuguzindikishe?


     
  2. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Gaigike! Mi gapana Guelewa!
     
  3. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani unaweza ng'ata ulimi ili utamke.
     
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