Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

kisa cha tembo na ndege

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by manumbu1, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. manumbu1

    manumbu1 JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jul 12, 2012
    Joined: Jul 4, 2012
    Messages: 526
    Likes Received: 6
    Trophy Points: 35
    tembo alikuwa akisumbuliwa sana na kupe sehemu za siri kwa muda mrefu sana ,akaja ndege mwenye njaa akawala wale kupe wote na mfalme Tembo akafurahi sana sana akamwita ndege akamwambia unataka nini ktk ufalme wangu sema chochote utakacho nitakupa sasa hivi ndege akamwambia unasema kweli mfalme wangu? Tembo akasema sema unataka nini nikupe ,ndege akasema mwezio maisha yangu yote sijawhi kutembea na Tembo, mfalme akamjibibu haya njoo leo ufaidi,na kweli ndege akaenda kwa nyuma akawa anakula vitu,kwa bahati mbaya Tembo akakohoa ndege akashtuka akaruka mpaka maskioni kwa Tembo akamuliza vipi mpenzi nimeku umiza?
     
  2. L

    Luluka JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jul 12, 2012
    Joined: Oct 6, 2011
    Messages: 628
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    Mmmmh!!kichekesho gani sasa hicho?hata hakichekeshi!!
     
  3. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

    #3
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Mar 14, 2012
    Messages: 12,585
    Likes Received: 487
    Trophy Points: 180
    Hahahaha huyo ndege ana nini cha kumuumiza tembo lol
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Mar 6, 2011
    Messages: 3,409
    Likes Received: 10
    Trophy Points: 135
    Haingii akilini kabisa!
     
  5. L

    Lekausia Member

    #5
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Jul 2, 2012
    Messages: 39
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    netwk searching
     
  6. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Aug 1, 2011
    Messages: 391
    Likes Received: 5
    Trophy Points: 35
    husomeki....... design imekaa ki primary zaid
     
  7. manchoso

    manchoso JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Jul 27, 2011
    Messages: 385
    Likes Received: 146
    Trophy Points: 60
    m2 ndo mwisho au kinaendelea?
     
  8. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Apr 2, 2012
    Messages: 862
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 33
    hahahahahahahaahah
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........
     
  9. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Jul 13, 2012
    Joined: Jun 24, 2011
    Messages: 6,215
    Likes Received: 538
    Trophy Points: 280
    Hapo sasa ndo sekele linaanza
     
  10. Bait

    Bait Member

    #10
    Jul 14, 2012
    Joined: Mar 17, 2012
    Messages: 24
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    chaaa ukweli!
     
  11. P

    Pazi JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Jul 16, 2012
    Joined: Mar 5, 2011
    Messages: 2,898
    Likes Received: 591
    Trophy Points: 280
    .

    Tehtehteh ww ss ndio umechekesha baraza..
     
  12. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

    #12
    Jul 16, 2012
    Joined: Mar 14, 2012
    Messages: 12,585
    Likes Received: 487
    Trophy Points: 180
    Cheza kidogo kidogo mbavu mchina hajaleta bado lol
     
  13. somba kankara

    somba kankara Member

    #13
    Jul 16, 2012
    Joined: May 6, 2012
    Messages: 85
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Labda ngoja nifikili kama inawezekana
     
  14. magdarena

    magdarena Member

    #14
    Jul 19, 2012
    Joined: Jun 21, 2012
    Messages: 60
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 13
    mmmmh!!!!
     
  15. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Jul 20, 2012
    Joined: Nov 18, 2011
    Messages: 245
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    hakuna kitu hapo
     
Loading...